Topic:
Wedding ring...
|
|
yousaid you wouldnt tell
|
|
|
|
Topic:
old man
|
|
I don't get it |
|
|
|
Topic:
old man
|
|
An elderly fellow hires a young escort and meets at locaol hotel.He greets her and says he needs to prepare for the fun.He exits the bathroom wearing a blindfold, earmuffs, and noseplugs.Confused the young lady asks whats up with the get up.To this the old man replies,young lady, theres three things i cant stand, thats the sight of blood, the sound of a woman screaming, and the smell of burning rubber.
|
|
|
|
Topic:
"STRIPPER NAMES"
|
|
madame mercury
|
|
|
|
has on of the sexiest shirts i have ever seen
|
|
|
|
Otep-Wild flowers
|
|
|
|
You can tell if they are METH addicts if they have a lot of broken appliances in their yard. I have heard that METH addicts also like broken appliances. Sometimes they cover them up with a blue tarp so if you see a blue tarp in someone's yard, chances are they are a METH addict. |
|
|
|
Get a gun and learn how to use it. |
|
|
|
Topic:
Aw ****
|
|
kudos you are officially diagnossed with fecal-phelia
|
|
|
|
They're no longer together as a band. Chris Cornell was the brain and voice behind the band, he's off on his own doing various things now. He's the best and most certainly a musical genius if there ever was the definition to the term. |
|
|
|
has great smile and kind words one classy lady
|
|
|
|
Topic:
Occupation Game - part 3
|
|
quality control at chapstick corp.
|
|
|
|
Rage against the machine-Killing in the name of
|
|
|
|
Soundgarden rocks! |
|
|
|
Topic:
Anyone into P.O.D
|
|
POD is great to see live.caught em at ozzfest99 and they were great.the crowd in detroit gave them no respect,i guess goin on before metallica is tough. they made metallica sound like a garage band
|
|
|
|
Topic:
eclectic music lovers unite
|
|
if it moves you it cant be wrong
|
|
|
|
Dave Matthews...? Not even! He sounds like someone's standing on his big toe while he's singing. *turns on Metallica* |
|
|
|
Topic:
american idol
|
|
Well I decided to start a Rockband instead.. Last American Idol Winner Jordin Sparks..horrible horrible songwriting..NO THANK YOU |
|
|
|
Topic:
Lost grandson
|
|
|
|
|
|
Topic:
num num
|
|
A pretty lady lies on table at gynecologists office.
the doctor asks, mam would you like me to numb you down there first. yes doctor i cant stand pain to this the doc bends down and begins to num num num |
|
|