A man went to the emergency room to have his wedding band cut off his penis.
Acording to the nurse thats attending, the patient's girlfriend found his ring
in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip
the ring on his penis while he was asleep.




I don't know what's worse:

1. Having your girlfriend find out your married
2. Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis
3. Or finding out your penis fits through a wedding ring !

OOOWWWW

OMG........that is too funny

sure am glad wedding rings are small rounded.............

sure am glad wedding rings are small rounded.............

Wow...how small is this guys....never mind!!

yousaid you wouldnt tell