right you are sir

what up jay--thanx for the note--eight lines is easy--here take a toke --but now its time--to get off this box--to eat and play drums--now that trully rocks

that was good

sorry

a young southern gentleman is with his father preparing to say his vows. his dad jokingly asks how good is she in the sack. wide eyed his son answers he doesnt know she is a virgin. in a fit of rage the father bursts into chapel and screams the weddings off, if she aint good enough for her own kin then we dont want er either

check please

a 9 yr old boy is taking a shower when his mother enters the room.At this he yells he's to big for mom to see him in the shower,at this she laughs.the boy then asks her,mom when i grow up will i have two of them like dad does.once again mom laughs a says two of them?your dad dont have two.the boy replies sure he does the little one he goes potty with and the other he brushes the babysitters teeth with.

zebra boy i lucked out on this one

have its fun would you skydive

love-yourself

go to chucky cheese

animal-instincts

has ways of making you talk

killer peccy

good for you man

rode that train bumpy one

as i stare out my window,at the new day so bright, i hear children laughing,see a sparrow taking flight,that tiny shred of happiness,where i wish i belong,was suddenly ripped away,when i turned to see your still gone,this desert that is my minds eye,that i fear i cannot cross,will i simply die of thirst,in waves i'm meerly tossed,ironic now how strong i was,didnt need anything,and definatly anyone,having things done my way,has gotten me where i am today,i should have listened,i should have cared,to maybe just one thing,you tried to share,to have seen you,for what you were,in my own ego,my vision blurred,if theres one thing i've learned these years,is to listen with heart,not only ears,its taken some time to finally see,the world is much bigger,than little ole me,and maybe some day,our paths cross again,for now i am worthy,of taking your hand

good stuff

i need a shower!