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Thu 01/17/08 03:16 PM

Do robots dream about electric sheep?


NO they have nightmares about monster garage!

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Thu 01/17/08 03:14 PM


Why don't sheep shrink in the rain??




Because they are wash and wear

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Thu 01/17/08 02:58 PM

yep. up and move.

bet the army would loooove that.


Yeah, they do sort of frown on that sort of thing. I think my cows would get hungry as well. Besides, as soon as I moved all the girls here woudl be interested in me.

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Thu 01/17/08 02:56 PM


How can I get my cows to speak English. They have lived here their whole lives, but simply refuse. I think its just plain rude myself. Any ideas?


lol funny try putting them in cartoons


I tired that, but then he got famouse. He woudl talk, just not to me, damn celebrity cows! Went and got a job doing dairy commercials in California.

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Thu 01/17/08 02:53 PM
How can I get my cows to speak English. They have lived here their whole lives, but simply refuse. I think its just plain rude myself. Any ideas?

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Thu 01/17/08 02:51 PM

Welcome to my world - SPain, France, Peru, Brunei... it's karma, I guess. Or something spiritual. Has to be. *Swats god in the mouth* Jerk.


You want to make God laugh. Tell him your plans!

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Thu 01/17/08 02:50 PM

oh, and what do you expect?

you DO live in oklahoma...


I know, everybody here is too good for me! laugh

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Thu 01/17/08 02:48 PM
One that even I, the all knowing one cant answer.

How come all the pretty ladies who say I am good looking, cool, interesting, etc, all live a zillion miles from me or in another universe? Now that is a life mystery worth figuring out. I think I am going to have to put that to the all seeing ones!

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Thu 01/17/08 02:44 PM


Why do people hits fists instead of shaking hands nowadays?


because they think its cool!


And nobody really does that where I live.

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Thu 01/17/08 02:43 PM

Why do people hits fists instead of shaking hands nowadays?


because they think its cool!

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Thu 01/17/08 02:36 PM

the car wasnt either. I just happened ot know the answer to that one.


But, I do like your answe on why it is a life question, very good young Jedi. so I will answer your question. Panasonic. Today, right now, this exact second, but samsung will have a new one out very soon.

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Thu 01/17/08 02:35 PM
the car wasnt either. I just happened ot know the answer to that one.

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Thu 01/17/08 02:34 PM


Who makes the biggest Plasma TV and how big/cost ?


Now how is that a life question, but the cost is more than its worth, LOL


Besides, what does it matter, samsung will just build a bigger one next week.

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Thu 01/17/08 02:32 PM

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

I lose sleep over this some nights.


I thought we answered that. The rooster "came" first!

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Thu 01/17/08 02:32 PM

Who makes the biggest Plasma TV and how big/cost ?


Now how is that a life question, but the cost is more than its worth, LOL

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Thu 01/17/08 02:31 PM
Yup, all knowing here. Love them cars. I used ot be an auto mechanic, then I got bored and joined the Army, LOL.

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Thu 01/17/08 02:27 PM
What car is that and it better have a time trial after sept 07

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Thu 01/17/08 02:24 PM

Whats the fastest production car and where is it built?


Aero, US

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Thu 01/17/08 02:22 PM


see thast why I asked for a definiton of largest. Am I all kowing or what???????????????????? laugh laugh laugh


how does one become all kowing, and does that come with a definition?


You have to give up the ability to type and/or spell in exchange.

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Thu 01/17/08 02:21 PM

Whats the biggest cat?

Its the Liger not Tiger. A mix between a Tiger and a Lion.


Hey, did you see the pictures of that they had in the news a couple of months ago. Thats was a very cool looking animal.