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Mon 01/21/08 06:53 PM

Why do they call it an adam's apple?


Because eve didnt have one

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Mon 01/21/08 06:50 PM

dude
im still wanting to know
is 2012 tha end of tha world?!
laugh laugh laugh laugh


Caris, I already told you. No, it wont be the end of the world. It will be the year Briney finaly shows up in court.

Now dont go and start another "leave Britney alone" thread, LOL

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Mon 01/21/08 06:46 PM
And for a limited time we will also be delving into confusing relationships and secrets of the heart.

The couch is open, who would like to go first?

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Mon 01/21/08 05:42 PM
OK, Here I am. I am a man, here me roar!

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Mon 01/21/08 05:24 PM

I just say, that Im not ready to move on from my B.O.B


I hope thats not BOB your holding in your hand there. laugh

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Sun 01/20/08 10:58 PM



fine fine... Indiana


Indiana laugh out loud.

PS: Im not to lazy to read profiles. I have a job and speak english too, LOL.


WOW!! are you serious?


yeah, I really do speak english

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Sun 01/20/08 10:53 PM

fine fine... Indiana


Indiana laugh out loud.

PS: Im not to lazy to read profiles. I have a job and speak english too, LOL.

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Sun 01/20/08 09:52 PM

Blue knows my boy. Give him an extra milk bone for me.




She said thank you. :wink:

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Sun 01/20/08 09:51 PM



better do something with steve. he likes visuals as in ur outfits.
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So, Steve and Mirror...tell me how you like my 4" stilletto, thigh-high leather boots, matching leather shorts and (girls, this is new!!) matching, black leather mask.
rrrrrrr!


I think I just made a mess

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Sun 01/20/08 09:50 PM



Ah, Steve, my sweet, you learn quickly. NOw, start begging. Show me that you are worthy of my punishment.

Mirror, until I get orders from madam, you do the same. NOW!


Oh Im begging for you Montana, Im on my knees drooling.


Steve, being that you are a newbie.. tonight your initiation must be finished by Delta.. I'm going to take you by your collar and tie you to the ceiling chains where you must wait patiently until Delta finishes her cig.. AND don't upset her or she might use you as her ashtray.. I hate when she does that so be good ok...


Yes Princess

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Sun 01/20/08 09:48 PM

Ahhh, you are wise.

Dorkface just sent a text to see if I was still up. This is kind of silly because if I was in bed the cell would be downstairs and I would be upstairs.

Just not feeling the sleep thing.

Please ask Blue what time my boy will come wake me up.


Blue said not until after you fall asleep, but before you are ready.

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Sun 01/20/08 09:47 PM

Oh, Steve

Come dance dirty in the darkness of the devil's den over here

devil


I do enjoy dirty dancing with the devils vixons

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Sun 01/20/08 09:45 PM

Ah, Steve, my sweet, you learn quickly. NOw, start begging. Show me that you are worthy of my punishment.

Mirror, until I get orders from madam, you do the same. NOW!


Oh Im begging for you Montana, Im on my knees drooling.

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Sun 01/20/08 09:42 PM

Ahhh, questions for Steve and his psychic dog, Blue. Here are my questions...

-Will I ever get to sleep tonight?
-Will my Dorkface bother to call me tonight?


Yes, you will go to sleep very soon after you get off the computer.

Dont wait for your Dork face brother to call. Your phone will ring right about the time you nod off.

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Sun 01/20/08 09:40 PM





Do you ladies need some help? I'd like to take Steve, if I may, Madam?devil


he is on all fours with his collar on...are you ready to handle this? remember...no mercy!


Yes, madam...you and princess and sissy have taught me well. C'MERE, BOY and call me MOMMY!
ill stay up 4 u montana


Madam...what shall I do?


double Mommy

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Sun 01/20/08 09:40 PM
Mommy

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Sun 01/20/08 09:28 PM


oh princess, after you puncture him with the needles you have to rub him with jalapeno juice sweety


Damn forgot that part.. Can I rub salsa instead? Not big on jalapeno's and you know we always lick wounds.. Yikes!!


hmmm, this is starting to sound fun.

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Sun 01/20/08 09:25 PM

laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

don't make me laugh...my neck and shoulder hurts....

:tongue:


Well see, if I was there I coudl help you with that too. devil

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Sun 01/20/08 09:24 PM
Steve is definitely wondering what he has gotten into, but as he looks aroudn at all teh sexy women in miniskirts he decides he just doesnt care.

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Sun 01/20/08 09:21 PM

is love going to find me through this monitor????


The only thing thet is going to find you throw this monitor is a headache. Dont stare at the pictures so hard. laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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