show a picture of ur pen0r. girls will be crashing ur email server! LOLOMGNOT
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am i....ugly?
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Somebody just kept beating you and beating you with that ugly stick huh? Or did your neck just throw up? well if my neck threw up, thatd be gagging. ya that ugly stick hit me a couple times wait a sec, I just got judged by guys...none of which called no homo. you guys gotta remember these things! |
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am i....ugly?
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maybe I should ask this at boostmyego.com or somethin hah?
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am i....ugly?
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oh noes!
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isnt about time
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they make that virtual sex machine? They have sex dolls, that feel real...cost about 3 grand, save them paychecks! i dont have to take them out on dates or look up pick-up lines!!!! WINNAR |
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woah my first thread failure.
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am i ugly????.......
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dude, are you...JACK NICHOLSON!?!
omg i gotta tell my neighbor |
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if i was 40 years younger and lived closer...watch out... 60 = new 20 "i think i can, i think i cannnnnuuuhhh" |
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Jamiriquai Anyone?
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lol what happened to this guy. he had some interesting sounds that grew on me for some reason (read: no homo).
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isnt about time
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Uh, because you ain't getting any in real life would be my guess. look at the brains on that guy jk man, I'm in this category too :( |
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Mormons know the truth.
JK mormons, I know thats "the past and irrelevant." I still love you. heh |
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isnt about time
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Why? Isn't the real thing good enough? what is this real thing you speak of? You thought only actors had sex? Hey, you edited your post, You had said that you thought only actors did it. LOL, better watch out for those ninja-edits ;) |
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Edited by
cruisin
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Mon 07/21/08 10:31 PM
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LOL, how is this not teh funny? its not like i did these things yesterday or something
seriously, its funny to think how literal and naive i was with those sayings "play hard to get" or "girls like assholez" ahh, learning experiences. |
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isnt about time
Edited by
cruisin
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Mon 07/21/08 10:20 PM
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Why? Isn't the real thing good enough? what is this real thing you speak of? |
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Edited by
cruisin
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Mon 07/21/08 10:19 PM
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pfft get with the program, its all about lunchables and the jansport on one shoulder.
Generation Y > everyone else i keed i keed. heres my respect, elders. "cruisins respect" |
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Hard to love someone when you can never love them as much as they love themselves Ain't that the truth. Fortunately, I don't have that problem. lol LOL then again, it would be kinda wierd if someone loved you more than you loved yourself. |
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Edited by
cruisin
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Mon 07/21/08 10:10 PM
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Uhh... did I not just say "lets not judge" reading comprehension > you |
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Edited by
cruisin
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Mon 07/21/08 10:02 PM
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Alright e-hornies, lets not judge from the things we post up here. lets just take some time to admire the funny faults of our love lives (or lack ther of).
I'll start. one time I decided it would be "playa-esque" of me to play hard-to-get with a girly...thought it meant not calling her/talking to her for a week to make her long for my voice/presence (we had a couple dates). That turned into two weeks, etc, etc. outcome = nothing, haha. another time. I used to also think that being an asshole would get me girls. But after calling this girl a ***** and getting slapped and dissed by her friends, I realized that there are different types of assholes, LOL. good times. |
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has any1 tried the
Edited by
cruisin
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Mon 07/21/08 09:44 PM
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i feel so violated maybe you should put ur cack away BEFORE you look at someone's profile. ...thats based on experience nephew i keed i keed no homo |
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has any1 tried the
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Dont be surprised if the person in the pic doesnt match up on web cam here in phoney pic land xxx video chat? no but if you want to demonstrate it for me,i'd be happy to see if i wanna try it you juicin? |
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