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Chicken
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Why did the chicken coup only have two doors?
Four doors and it would be a sedan/saloon! |
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Balloon
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I just bought the wife a birthday treat?
A hot air balloon trip across the USA. |
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change password
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Go to Settings then change password
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Topic:
Noodles
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What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta. |
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Psychic Joke
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What do you call a pudgy psychic?
A4-chin teller. |
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Topic:
Fog
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I tried to catch fog yesterday?
Mist. |
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Topic:
Will Smith
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prince. |
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Bug Joke
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A dung beetle walks into a bar and says is this stool taken.
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Topic:
Cow Joke
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What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk. |
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Topic:
Halloween
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Trick or treaters are a lot older now.
Just had a knock on the door and asking for a cigarette and a can of beer. |
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Likewise.
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Topic:
Saying
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It is a play on words.
Leaves = Leafs |
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Topic:
Saying
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Autumn leaves.
But Jesus doesn't. |
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Topic:
Cheesy Joke
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Did you hear about the fire at the French cheese factory?
All that was left was de-bree! |
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Topic:
change location
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Go to Edit your profile then general and you can change location.
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Topic:
Barbers
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When Steven Speilberg goes to the barbers.
Does he ask for the "Directors Cut" |
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Topic:
Worker
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Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because he was soda-pressed! |
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Topic:
Buddhist
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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything. |
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Topic:
Baldness
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What did the bald man say after he received a comb for his birthday?
I cannot part with it. |
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Topic:
Daddy Joke
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Worth the wait!
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