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Kittens
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What do you call a pile of kittens!
A meowatin! |
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Fish
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What is brown.
Lives at the bottom of the sea and attacks young mermaids! Jack the Kipper |
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River
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What do you call someone who falls into a river in France!
In Seine! |
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Mushroom
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What do you call a happy mushroom.
A fun-gi |
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Mistress
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Definition of Mistress.
Miss and Mattress. |
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Topic:
Horror
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Why did Frankenstein have no children.
His nuts were round his neck. |
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Topic:
Toronto Middle aged Male
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Measurement of time. Backwards and forwards.
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Topic:
Strawberries
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A friend of mine asked me if he could put manure on my strawberries. Never again. I will stick with whipped cream.
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Coffee
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Why did the hipster burn his lips. He could not wait for it to cool.
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Kangaroo
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Why did the kangaroo stop drinking coffee. It made him jumpy.
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Topic:
Yoga
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I don't do yoga. It is to much of a stretch.
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Topic:
Question
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Only use for tutorials.
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New babe here!
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I fish & chips
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Topic:
Bottle
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What do you call a bottle of beer in a birdcage. A swallow
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Topic:
iIrish police
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Failte
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Topic:
iIrish police
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What did the police officer say to the miscreant. Irish stew in the name of the law.
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Topic:
Cougar
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What do you call an old deaf cougar. Def Leppard
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Topic:
CDs
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Where did Saddam Hussain keep his cd's. In Iraq.
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Topic:
True love, waits?
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I'm still waiting. Yeah Yeah Yeah.
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Fruity
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What made the coconut shy. He thought he saw it Pecan.
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