I travel around schools and show kids the dangers of wearing jewelry made of small animals while trying to entertain hungry birds on your shoulders. They always ask the best questions.

I should get extra points for my community service.

Also I do stints as the Unknown Comic when I am not spreading awareness to those more fortunate.

Ok...points for the community service! Although Hope these are not small children... i am reminded of a scene in the Princess Bride... many many points if you know what i mean... but don't feel bad if you don't- many consider it a chick flick... it is not tho.

You are a funny one. I wish I had your quick wit. That a nd a dry sense of humor get me every time! What is the month and day of your birth? Yes trying to figure out your sign, but I would like to know the month and day... not just the sign. Not a cheesy come on line either... I kinda like that stuff... you should just email me on my profile... easier

I know right? I actually need two cosmetic ears because I did not learn anything the first time.

And well... a cosmetic nose because I was so sure the third time was the charm. And a new finger because I was so sure 4 was an impossibility.

And I suppose I might as well fess up, never let a bird sit in your lap.

I no longer keep birds.

Welcome to the site & forums, I hope you find what you seek here, lots of great people around.

Good luck to you.

Thank you Nellie, I hope so too and can't wait for the game to start!