My sentiments exactly.

Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain.
Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Arlene: What in the hell is that?
Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Arlene: Where did you get it?
Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.
The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and
announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely
(she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what
size, texture, brand of condom she prefers.
'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'
The pharmacist fainted.

Spank you very much.

Roger Moore was the hottest and sexiest James Bond. My mother agrees with me.

Henry Cavill and Michael Fassbender are in the running?

I wouldn't mind seeing a little variety in the James Bond casting so a Black man in the role would be interesting to see. I would go a little further in this age of transgender and gender benders and maybe have a woman fill the role � la Cate Blanchett playing Bob Dylan. She scored an Oscar nomination.

Our beloved Debbie has valiantly and with silent grace been battling several health issues. She is very ill and needs your prayers, Mingle family. I have watched your miraculous prayers help so many members in this forum, from members battling cancer going into remission to comatose patients recovering from car accidents. Now, let's pray for yet another miracle and help our sweet, beautiful Debbie. Oh man, I am tearing up. Please come to us strong, healed and happy and healthy, Sweetie. We all love you here and we will never let you go. You will be amazing!!!

I didn't know your paintings were for sale. I would totally buy a portrait of me from you but you no longer paint them. :-( What do you charge for your paintings? Ballpark figure.

I can feel your excitement from way over here.

Beautiful imagery and play on words. Needs editing but great piece.

I can never be satisfied. I am always a work in progress, as stunning as I am.

I would say spanking.

TommyBoy, I would love to see your poetic take on Debbie's photo. Dazzle us!

Ode means that someone thinks highly of you, Debbie, no matter what inspired them to write the poem.

^ Love that song. Beautiful.

I mean the ladies who quote men who are totally not interested and try to invite themselves on dates with them. Save yourselves the heartache. The men are only being polite if they have stated that they are in a relationship. Pay attention. I cannot stress this enough.

I'll tell you what I find stinky: a woman who chases a man or throws herself on him when he has stated that he is in a relationship and he is looking for women here for friendship only. Nothing reeks of desperation and neediness more than a woman who has no self-respect and chases and throws herself on a man. It's desperate and embarrassing. You are better than that, ladies. A man will treat you any way you let him. It's time to lay down the law and show some class. You know who you are.

^ Yes, thanks for reminding me. I need and want that, too.

Beautiful paintings, Crystal, but something is missing. Oh I know. Hubba Bubba is missing in all of them. The paintings look so lonely without him.

Join my fan club, baby.

Thanks for the prayers, ladies. Keep the faith.

I want romance.