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Wed 02/15/12 10:50 PM

meh sucked

Bar scene? Dinner from a can?

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Wed 02/15/12 10:47 PM
I am
Sinking
Trapped in quicksand
By your
Sideways glance
And your
Harlot's eyes
Posturing
To cover up
The bruises
This is
Nothing I want
This is
Everything I need

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Wed 02/15/12 05:12 PM
Sausage gravy and beer battered fried chicken.

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Wed 02/15/12 04:57 PM
Betch.

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Wed 02/15/12 04:51 PM

food

Porn.

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Wed 02/15/12 03:48 PM
For Rebecca - a little GF flour mix I found on Google. : ) Hope it helps!

http://www.glutenfreecookingschool.com/archives/gluten-free-corn-free-flour-mix/

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Wed 02/15/12 02:51 PM

To be honest, when I die. I'd rather just die.. and not have anyone worried about it.

Exactly. Who cares anyway? Certainly not me if I'm dead. Mingle will be the LAST thing I'm worried about.

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Tue 02/14/12 01:26 AM


Be it a written novel or a composed song with lyrics, SOMEONE made it and has done it to earn a living? I don't see a Red Cross on MY back... What makes me think they have one on theirs? Canada is no China.... Shame on us for not protecting the copyrights of others. A song is just a song... right! If it was that easy, go ahead and do it... If it makes it to top 20... Just know, JOHNN111 won't steal your chit.

I work for a living.... So do Artists!







say that next time you buy a season of
Keeping Up with the Kardashians or the
simple life.

So support your local arts scene. Pirating Fergie or some Hollywood mega-blockbuster isn't hurting anyone but the rich fat cat sycophantic leeches who attach themselves parasitically to the more relevant people around them. Yeah, the kardashians are doing fine.

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Tue 02/14/12 01:16 AM
Single, and I am sharing a nice bottle of 'I don't give a ****' with the rest of the thread. drinker Tomorrow was hi-jacked by hallmark and thus deserves no second thoughts whatsoever. Single and ready to laugh at all the suckers spending all their money on obligatory gifts. You're all whipped!

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Tue 02/14/12 12:13 AM
I work under fluorescent light in an excruciatingly hot kitchen. Blood, sweat and profanity pay my bills.

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Mon 02/13/12 10:57 PM



I guess it only applies to the close-minded.


I don't know about that. I think it has more to do with catching hell on the back side....I will give you an example. Say a chick is trying on clothes. Asking if her azz looks fat in these clothes. Should you stop her and say "Your azz looks just as fat in all those clothes". Of course not, a brother doesn't want to sleep on the couch an chit.....smokin


Haha, I'm not as sensitive as people think. When peeps jeer at me, I usually follow it back with a quip. That schitt doesn't bother me much. Maybe others...and yes I DO have a fat a$$, nothing I can do bout that.

Nothing wrong with a big booty. tongue2

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Mon 02/13/12 10:25 PM
Holy **** that was intense! My hat's off to you for pulling no punches. Thank you for sharing this kc.

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Mon 02/13/12 09:22 PM

Guys hurt mah head man. Its important to know these things before the worst of the worst happens. I'd rather have someone totally honest and upfront about what he wants. Though its hard to do this and take into consideration others' feelings, if he's that type of guy that is.

Story of my life. Sometimes I really wish I was a self-absorbed mindless douchebag like most guys so Nice girls would throw themselves at me. But since I was cursed with a conscience and a fully functioning sense of empathy, nice girls think I'm a *****. It's really just a vicious cycle that eventually turns everyone into a$$holes. laugh

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Mon 02/13/12 09:13 PM

where was your picture taken?

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That was in Yangzhou, China when I went to visit last summer. Crazy awesome garden - river walk thing that was probably one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen. glasses

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Mon 02/13/12 09:08 PM
Lol. Good stuff. You do realize that most of the 'man code' here only exists because most men are direct and blunt by nature, and most women prefer to dress the message up with subtlety and emotional context. Basically, man-speak only exists because woman-speak did first. laugh

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Mon 02/13/12 08:43 PM

People who are judgmental and rude for absolutely no reason. It's ridiculous. It's been happening almost ALL DAY. Which in turn makes me grumpy and it's a vicious cycle. Damn kick the dog type of thing. I was good until I was told I was a bad person from someone that doesn't even know me. It's freezing and my bones hurt and I've tried to be nice most of the day, but on days like today it seems virtually effing impossible.
I have an overwhelming desire to either kick something or bite someone. I'm not sure about the biting, but.. eh.

Just remember, since they don't know you, their opinions and words don't mean anything unless you want them to. flowerforyou

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Mon 02/13/12 11:36 AM

seems like a cool guydrinker

Why thank ya pretty lady. flowerforyou You seem like a cool gal yourself. drinker

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Mon 02/13/12 02:48 AM
He's animated.

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Sun 02/12/12 12:13 PM

Alright Mariah,
I got a question for ya...need an explanation.

Dudes always leave skid marks in thier shorts...evey man does it and has since boyhood. (the ones who deny it are complete liars)

Women NEVER leave a skid mark! I mean NEVER!!!!

so...my question is this...

Why do they make all sorts of brown underwear for women but, none for men or boys? It seems so unfair.........



Myth. Women do leave skid marks, but you'll never be around to see them before they wash their clothes.

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Sun 02/12/12 11:59 AM

Nobody. noway
I don't even like people. (Okay a few are exempt from that.)
Happy future Venereal Disease day.

And now, I have a crush on you. smitten

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