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Hella! The band.
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CRAWLING
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twlights for nerds 
Pretty funny, coming from a guy who spray-tans.  
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Faith no more
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Topic:
Talk to me,..
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Tell me something interesting Conquistadors are stupid and play a mind trick on people. They deceive you by making you think the whole phrase: "Seeing red." Actually holds value in terms of it representing a bull's anger and hatred for the color red. This is a bold face lie to fool the masses so that it makes them seem far more talented then they are. Why? Easy. Bulls are color blind. The flag could be any color and it wouldn't matter. Next time you watch one of these guys, take note that the only thing that moves is the flag while the conquistador remains still. It's that movement that attracts the bull, not the red flag. Why is this vital to know? Well, for starters, it could save your life if you ever see a ticked off bull charging your way for one. Two. Wear all black when in a high bull charging zone. You can pretend to be a ninja and blend with the shadows. This has been a special announcement. By M. Of Midnight Reveries. ..just saying. What if you were in black ninja gear from head to foot, but then you got a sudden fear boner? 
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Crash and the Boys Del tha funky homosapien |
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Blood brothers
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South park: bigger, longer and uncut in between my legs.
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If It Makes You Happy - Sheryl Crow Weird random memory association - when I was 14, that video seemed like it was in a constant playlist, between Marilyn manson's tourniquet, Bush's swallowed, and rammstein's du hast. Weird that you mentioned that song and I got alllll of that going with it. |
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Tyler Durden.
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Finger licking good!
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OH GOD YES! Looks good man! Just wanted to quote so that beautiful food porn would post one more time. 
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Topic:
If it's no bother
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I'd remove the duck face picture, that's not a good look for you. Otherwise, they look good. I disagree. Funny faces are a good way to show a well-rounded personality and a sense of humor. And I would call duck face more of a Zoolander riff. 
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Topic:
"Enjoy the Silence"
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They're all song lyrics! Nicely done sir. 
Well, yeah, but more or less, just the title of songs. Save your love - had two renditions, I adore them both, those used it twice. :D Chef, you ever check out my poetry site? :O I will on Monday when I can use a computer that isn't this non-adobe flash-allowing apple POS. lol |
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Topic:
"Enjoy the Silence"
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They're all song lyrics! Nicely done sir.
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Topic:
ONE NIGHT
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Hehe, mingle bf gonna kick my ***?
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Topic:
ONE NIGHT
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Gotcha. Get 'em Debbie!
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Topic:
ONE NIGHT
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Are you coming on to me?
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Brenny the Gigolo hunter.
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Girls with swords
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Topic:
Movie Quotes
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Nobody makes me bleed my own blood... Nobody!
Ben Stiller - Dodgeball |
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Topic:
what made you smile today?
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Cracked horribly sick and twisted jokes with coworkers until I cheered myself up. :D
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