Of course not,that was my whoopee cushion.

I was at the tailor getting sized for a suit.
Tailor asks “what’s the occasion?”.
I tell him “going to get me a vasectomy “.
Tailor says “I don’t understand “.
I say”well sir if I am going to be impotant might as well look impotant”.

a friend pulls over at the Hope slide him and his friend tour the place read the plaque etc.
friend sees FULL washer fluid container on the side of road,not being the type to refuse free stuff claims it as his own and upon returning to his Ford pick-up fills up the washer reservoir with his prize.
feeling pretty good about things they roll on to Vancouver.
well might as well use the windshield washer,just filled it ya know.
suddenly the cab of the truck fills with an incredible aroma of aged urine.

it was a truckers pizz can.

if you love something you protect it.
if you love your freedom you protect it.
martyrs flaunt it.

bisexuality is inherently undecisive don't beat yourself up over it.

Psych ward

Beat me to it

women included or just girls

me:
used 1965 Ford Bronco
one owner
lady driven
might need alignment(pulls to the left)
comes attached with small utility trailer
free,except for small lien
unreliable may not go the distance
but fun for off road

these two may know

http://purrtacular.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/ying-yang-cats-01.jpg

maybe .5M per year at certain points but 500M is too rapid IMO.

Don’t worry
The first time is kinda awkward.
Finding a mate at the same skill level and age become more difficult as time goes on.
I consider myself lucky getting it over with early (19)with a mate who was at square one, neither knew anything
We soon parted ways and remained friends.
Take care

Putting out the fire

“Everyday” was my doctor’s’ reply regarding bowel movement frequency.

Lake

maybe I need the Heimlich instead.

maybe women do it in an attempt to screen us bad guys out.

men maybe to screen the good girls out.

either way both must meet and at that moment choices get made.

imo friends first no expectations simple.

Hendrix

The Wind Cries Mary:
Somewhere a queen is weeping Somewhere a king has no wife

LedZeppelin

Tangerine:
I was her love she was my Queen and now a thousand years between

Bowie
TVC15

LedZeppelin
10 Years Gone

LedZeppelin 3 (8track) 1st music purchase

Rush 2112 (second purchase( vinyl)

a four letter word for respect.