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I was at the tailor getting sized for a suit.
Tailor asks “what’s the occasion?”. I tell him “going to get me a vasectomy “. Tailor says “I don’t understand “. I say”well sir if I am going to be impotant might as well look impotant”. |
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now where did i put those peanut shells???? |
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