Topic: New suit
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Wed 11/13/19 12:24 PM
I was at the tailor getting sized for a suit.
Tailor asks “what’s the occasion?”.
I tell him “going to get me a vasectomy “.
Tailor says “I don’t understand “.
I say”well sir if I am going to be impotant might as well look impotant”.

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Wed 11/13/19 12:26 PM
slaphead
now where did i put those peanut shells????