A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At
>the end of the service, the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when
>they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket . They hear a faint
>moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive! She
>lives for ten more years, and then dies. Once again, a ceremony is held,
>and at the end of it, the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket.
>As they carry the casket towards the door, the husband cries out, "Watch
>that wall!"
>

A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At
>the end of the service, the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when
>they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket . They hear a faint
>moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive! She
>lives for ten more years, and then dies. Once again, a ceremony is held,
>and at the end of it, the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket.
>As they carry the casket towards the door, the husband cries out, "Watch
>that wall!"
>

Ive got a cat named Sexy, lol

What a Man hears

What a Woman Says:
"This place is a mess! C'mon,
You and I need to clean up.
Your stuff is lying on the floor,
and if we don't do laundry right now
you'll have no clothes to wear."


What a Man Hears:

blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES.