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 Tired, bedtime in half an hour.
Up the apples and pairs to put my jimjams on. Drink some Ovaltine and off to the Land of Nod. Nite all
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the sock thief ... found him
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What is that strange looking creature, you know the one I mean.
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the sock thief ... found him
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..those are some ugly socks..i would lose both of them......on purpose... 
Nah, they're cute. In fact I would even wear them as mittens! |
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the sock thief ... found him
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I'm clever. I have spent years getting annoyed over lost socks which reappear and now have one of those net laundry bags where socks are all kept together and none, I repeat NONE, can escape. The new socks in the shops are terrified when I go to purchase some as they have heard about my reputation. 
You know the socks might drown if they can't get on top to breathe, right? Well that is better for them because a few hours on my feet is worse than drowning in the machine
I will not go there. No, no I won't. Just as well there are several thousand miles between us, although when the wind is blowing in the right direction and there is a whiff of something strange in the air, you will know it is my feet
I can see that if you are a platypus. If you are, beware of gearhead who collects platypus I think. Might be thinking of someone else. You must be. I have been called many things, but never a platypus. I am not sure what a platypus is even. I will have to investigate further. Remember I was thinking about your feet! That should be an entirely different forum! Anyway, do you have any pictures you can post of your existing socks that are missing their mates? |
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the sock thief ... found him
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These are amazing accounts by you guys! Documentation is always helpful. What sort of documentation do you need? Case files of recovered and still missing socks. just the facts You know what we need - pictures on here of single socks missing their partner. |
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the sock thief ... found him
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These are amazing accounts by you guys! Documentation is always helpful. What sort of documentation do you need? Case files of recovered and still missing socks. just the facts The one I recovered had gone missing two weeks, found it about a month ago. The rest have grown up and gotten threadbare by now, so I pushed their other half out of the nest. Why didn't you throw its partner away. I mean, if a sock has gone missing and it doesn't show up for I would say a maximum of one week, I would throw the other away. |
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the sock thief ... found him
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I'm clever. I have spent years getting annoyed over lost socks which reappear and now have one of those net laundry bags where socks are all kept together and none, I repeat NONE, can escape. The new socks in the shops are terrified when I go to purchase some as they have heard about my reputation.
You know the socks might drown if they can't get on top to breathe, right? Well that is better for them because a few hours on my feet is worse than drowning in the machine
I will not go there. No, no I won't. Just as well there are several thousand miles between us, although when the wind is blowing in the right direction and there is a whiff of something strange in the air, you will know it is my feet
I can see that if you are a platypus. If you are, beware of gearhead who collects platypus I think. Might be thinking of someone else. You must be. I have been called many things, but never a platypus. I am not sure what a platypus is even. I will have to investigate further. |
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Topic:
the sock thief ... found him
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These are amazing accounts by you guys! Documentation is always helpful. What sort of documentation do you need? |
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the sock thief ... found him
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I'm clever. I have spent years getting annoyed over lost socks which reappear and now have one of those net laundry bags where socks are all kept together and none, I repeat NONE, can escape. The new socks in the shops are terrified when I go to purchase some as they have heard about my reputation.
You know the socks might drown if they can't get on top to breathe, right? Well that is better for them because a few hours on my feet is worse than drowning in the machine
I will not go there. No, no I won't. Just as well there are several thousand miles between us, although when the wind is blowing in the right direction and there is a whiff of something strange in the air, you will know it is my feet
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Hi from a newbie
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yeah getting there 4am, i'm in mountain standard time Then it is probably not suprising you think the site is a bit slow. I am sure it will be better in a few hours. |
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the sock thief ... found him
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I'm clever. I have spent years getting annoyed over lost socks which reappear and now have one of those net laundry bags where socks are all kept together and none, I repeat NONE, can escape. The new socks in the shops are terrified when I go to purchase some as they have heard about my reputation.
You know the socks might drown if they can't get on top to breathe, right? Well that is better for them because a few hours on my feet is worse than drowning in the machine
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the sock thief ... found him
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I'm clever. I have spent years getting annoyed over lost socks which reappear and now have one of those net laundry bags where socks are all kept together and none, I repeat NONE, can escape. The new socks in the shops are terrified when I go to purchase some as they have heard about my reputation.
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Hi from a newbie
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sure. i've only been here a few minutes. hopefully it isn't this sow in the day time It is early morning for you? I am sure once everyone is awake it will pick-up a bit. 11.00 a.m. here in London. |
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Hi from a newbie
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also new. from post counts it looks like there has been a large group of friends that has been growing ? Welcome to you. It's good here ain't it? |
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Hi from a newbie
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Careful,Nurse Ratched is on the prowl! Pretend you're sleeping!  
Beware of medical professionals carrying torches 
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Hi from a newbie
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Visiting hours are 12am to 12pm on the Ward. Try to respect them. Is that East Coast, West Coast or Greenwich Mean Time?! As this is a worldwide site, anytime is visiting time  
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Hi from a newbie
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Thanks again for all the welcomes. And yes, I am mentally disturbed or so everyone tells me, although I think differently of course.
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Hi from a newbie
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Thanks again for the welcome.
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What are you?
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I am optomistic69 Does that mean you are optimistic whist 69ing or optimistic that you will 69. |
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What are you?
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I am a definite realist and have been often accused of seeing the details rather than the big picture, but it is often the details that others overlook and they come unstuck because they didn't go into the subject in detail, (if you know what I mean). Hmmm they don't have any head-scratching smileys, not that I have nits or anything. See, I think the others are correct to a point, I think the realist sees the details OF the big picture. Which is how I view the world. Does this interfere with dating or does this trait help with dating? It takes the romance out of dating and it is probably better to be with a like-minded person who also sees the details. Then the couple can discus the details together. Lack of communication is the worst thing in a relationship. |
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