Oh! Me! Pick me! I play anime dating sim! Oh, and Farming Simulator is by far my fav

I found the right one, pal. She's so sweet and pretty! It's Bloo! Bloo from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends

Mister Space, please hit me up! Jeez, I need a real renaissance man!

Good golly gosh, you guys are too nice! I'm blushin'!

This is only the beginning.

I'm new here, so I'd like to know something. If the Moon were made of cheese, what kind would it be? Swiss cheese is a lazy answer. Let's go deeper. Kesong puti, which is a Filipino cheese with a soft texture and white color. It's similar to cottage cheese. Now, riddle me this. What if the aforementioned cheese was balled up, given crater-like holes, and was blasted off into space? The Moon landing was staged, people. Wake up and smell the cheese.

I forgot to add "to" Please have mercy on me.

Sex is overrated. Personally, I prefer praying the superstar of Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends °•~Bloo~•° to grace me with his presence.

Rate my profile. I'll give you a vanilla pudding pop, a pair of used swimmin' trunks, and a Blu Ray copy of Shark Tale. Don't tell anyone...

I'm looking for the local blacksmith. Would you mind pointing me in the right direction? My hasty departure from Mt. Shrivlestein led me to this bizarre town. I'll give you 53 g and an enchanted spork. I'm on the run from the authorities of the Frumple-ishious district.

*Give the mysterious man a map

*Give the mysterious man a high five and a 12 pack of Ticonderoga pencils

*Stare right into the mysterious man's eyes and tell him that he looks like a scrumptious butter bean lasagna