great verdict, rapist should be hanged too noose....

Aliens strike back..lol

ELEPHANT..

What parents do for a living


The teacher in Johnny's school asked the class what their parents did for a living.

"Mary, what does your parents do?"

Little Mary replied, "My dad is a lawyer and my mummy is a nurse."

"That’s very nice," said the teacher. "Robert, what do your parents do?"

Robert proudly exclaimed, "My dad is a policeman and my mom is a teacher!"

"That’s very nice," said the teacher, "Johnny, what do your parents do?"

He stood up and pronounced, "My dad's dead and my mom's a hooker."

Naturally, after that remark, he got sent off to the principal's office. 15 minutes later, he returned.

"Did you tell the principal what you said in class?" asked the teacher.

Johnny replied, "Yes, he said that in our economy every job is important, gave me a chocolate and asked for my phone number."

lol

lol strom...

When you have a "I Hate My Job" day, try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson
&Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the
phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable
clothing and sit in your favorite chair.

Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on
a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read
it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally
tested and then sanitized".

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do
not work in the thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson."

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BEHIND THAN YOURS . . . . .

Husband immensely aroused

John woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned over to his wife's side of the bed. His wife, Heather, had already awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, John called his little boy into the room and asked him: 'Bring this note to your beautiful Mummy.' The note read:

The Tent Pole Is Up,
The Canvas Is Spread,
The Hell With Breakfast,
Come Back To Bed.

Heather, grinning, answered the note and then asked her son: 'Bring this to your silly Daddy.' The note read:

Take The Tent Pole Down,
Put The Canvas Away,
The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage,
No Circus Today.

John read the note and quickly scribbled a reply. Then, he asked his son to take it back to 'The lady in the kitchen'. The note read:

The Tent Pole's Still Up,
And The Canvas Still Spread,
So Drop What You're Doing,
And Come Give Me Some Head.

Laughing, Heather answered the note and then asked her son to 'Take this to the poor man upstairs'. The note read:

I'm Sure That Your Pole's
The Best In The Land.
But I'm Busy Right Now,
So Do It By Hand!

We will meet again my friend,
A hundred years from today
Far away from where we lived
And where we used to play.

We will know each others' eyes
And wonder where we met
Your laugh will sound familiar
Your heart, I won't forget.

We will meet, I'm sure of this,
But let's not wait till then...
Let's take a walk beneath the stars
And share this world again."

~Ron Atchison~

Doin good.. just excited about life..

sorry to here that,just stay behind her, giver her a lot of love,nvr left her alone and try to counsel here.talk to her about karma about the law of universe.And rememeber that person is not dead untill forgotten. her sister is still looking her through stars and her blessings r with her..give her little time..

10 People:

1) JC----cause i think he would do it.

2) Keith----cause i bet he would have 10 VERY interesting facts about himself.

3) Jess---cause i already laugh my ass off at his blogs!

4) Lisa----cause i think her answers would rock:-)

5) Jonathan----cause he might do it if he was bored enough.

6) Griffin---Not sure why this one is blue, but i think he may do it.

7) Scott----Just cause.

8) Chad----Cause i know little about him and would be interesting reading.

9) Dave----I doubt he will do it, but i'll just pressure him anyways:)

10) MissPriss----Cause she will probably do it.

YOU’RE IT!!!!!!!!!

Here's how you play: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 random facts about yourself. At the end, choose 10 people to be tagged, list their names, and why you tagged them. Don't forget to leave them a comment saying "You're it!" and to go read your blog. Let me know when you are done so that I can go read YOUR blog answers. Here's mine-



1) I don't think i will ever grow up!

2) I always have something in my mouth, i chew on EVERYTHING!

3) I can do almost anything with my feet! I can pick up things and everything, i have really coordinated toes, lol!

4) I can actually beat box REALLY WELL, it would honestly trip you out!

5) I eat mayo on EVERYTHING!

6) I love to dance and will actually sit online for hours watching different dance performances online.

7) I love to eat the Vlassic Sandwich Stacker pickles dipped in mayo as a night time snack.

8) I have always been TERRIFIED of committment, but it isn't looking as scary to me lately.

9) I brush my teeth more than the law should actually allow!

10) When i watch commercials on t.v. i always think of a BETTER way that i think the commercial could have been and basically re-write the commercial, omg!!!!

With Australian Employment Rises More Than Estimated, Jobless Rate Falls to 4% .Raising Australian and New Zealand dollars to the highest in more than a week against the U.S. currency after government reports suggested economic growth in the two nations is accelerating. Aussie is cool place to move

Who can seriously imagine a mainstream american politician saying the “we must abolish the global dollar standard and accept a major devaluation of our currency, in light of new world economic realities; recognize our declining status as the world’s largest debtor nation; accept a further major fall in our living standards on top of the 20% fall since 1973; cut social services to the bone, and bring exports into surplus over exports to begin repaying our huge outstanding debts”?

The muscular euro will not be kind to Americans visiting Europe.

On the other hand, the stronger euro makes shopping trips to the U.S. more appealing to Europeans.

Dollar Falls to Weakest Since 1995 to Yen, Record Against Euro.The dollar looks in real trouble and there is no obvious resistance level against the euro.WHAT U ALL THINK OF IT.

Devils diary

"The womens in my life"

Don't worry,i will mention about u too