I'm not entirely sure I'm done with this one... but if I end up adding more, I'll update you.



"Ha HA!" Sayeth I,
and again I say "Ha ha!"
"FORSOOTH!
Your lackadaisy parade,
has not yet made ME a married man!"
"Methinks your nether parts
are ill-aclimed to such a role!"
Spake the Bertrand Priest.
"Tis True!" I cried,
"Tis True!, Ha ha, hee hee, ho hoo!
My stunning lack of pants
has left me ill-equiped to be a groom!"
He took a crevased hand,
and smacked it to his fore of head
"My dear you are a woman
and thus a bride when wed!"
"Ha HA!" I cried "and that is where you're wrong!
I've found my pair of pinstripe pants
to make my legs so lean and long!"
"But you have BOOBS" he cried
'fore clapping hand o'er startled mouth.
And from then on out conversation
only wandered further south.
"I do enjoy these southern climes
they are well suited for my pants
they're better than my skirts or robes,
at keeping out the fire ants!"

hHAHAHAHAHA YES! I would be immensely entertained by that. Also I pick up languages relatively easily, and I already know some French and Spanish.

Because I love aliteration, try and use this sentance as inspiration... or use your own aliteration style... ahem... "The Tepid Tyrannosaurus tried to take the tastey tidbit from the tray!"


btw... mine are mostly suggestions, in case you're lacking inspriation for the moment... feel free to ignore them completely if you wish, I'm just being nuts.

then maybe I wouldn't have gotten so much flack for spelling my name "forewards" instead of "backwards." My relatives never ceased to be amused by that. *sigh* I guess teasing small children is an enjoyable pasttime... unless you're the small child.

I was born a palindrome, there was no way I could have avoided learning the word haha! All I need is to marry someone who's last name is O'Hannah or somesuch, and I'll be a complete palindrome!

Ah ha. Well, I was a bit confused, but I decided to act like I knew what I was talking about. Hahaha! I guess it didn't work out as well as I planned!

Wow... that was completely not what I was expecting, but I still like it! Well done

Well thank you!


I don't really know what my style is... I just know when rhythem feels right to me. Sometimes I like to rhyme, sometimes it sounds too... cheap or commercial that way.

I could prolly whip up a goofy jingle in no time... I used to love that kind of thing... I wish I could find some of my middle school poetry hahahahaha.... oh man.

Yeah... I'm pretty sure Maine still has snow now! I'm sure my relatives would almost pay to get warm weather to clear away the snow. I just hope it doesn't flood this year, they got a ton of snow.

Well, Merci Buckets!

Somehow,
this rain is more beautiful to me,
than the cold blue sky of yesterday.
Feeling alive, cool spatters on my cheek
I march through memory,
breathing in the scent of earth and sky.
Wind breathes life into my soul again,
winter's frosty grip is loosened,
melted into puddles, joy for ducks,
and small children with galoshes alike.
I regret my lack of galoshes today,
wishing I could revel in the rejuvination.
The claustrophobia of buldings and texts,
are washed away,
leaving me free and alive.
The beauty of everyday weather,
never ceases to amaze me.

Oh Aerosmith... haha.

Thank you... I think the one good thing about sleep loss, is that when I finally do get sleep, I get massive amounts of REM sleep, which means epically long and twisted dreams. I love dreaming. For shizzle.

Syrup! REAL maple syrup... not the fake stuff... mmm... *drool drool drool* I wants breakfast.

Its not that I have insomnia, I could crash and be asleep instantly... it's that I have things to do... *sigh*

Do you think I'm still okay if theres a black unicorn standing in my room eating waffles if he's only telling me to get back to work?

I'd love to just sleep for a week right now. Seriously... my dreams are more entertaining than any movie... *sigh*

.... aaaand there goes my brain. It is officially broken. Good job. >.<

urge... to make... sarcastic racial remarks... rising.... Gah!

Where the hell'd you come up with this?

"I like the quotations around your response"

haha, thanks