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Dominated by monkey
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why yes, yes I would.
monkey rides are so fun. and they can clean your ears out at the same time. Monkey Power!!! |
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would you date a girl that smells like fish?
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I am.
go on tell me you dream of my monkey love! |
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If you could
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I'd like to be dead for a day, just to see how the world as i know it would react. Id like to do the same...sometimes i feel as if no one cares...so its be cool to see what everyone actually did think of me... do you have any idea, at all, what I would do to your corpses ear? |
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If you could
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be anything or do anything for 1 day what would you want to be or do? I would want to meet up with all who I have wronged in my life, and apologize to them - throw them all one big extravagant "I'm sorry" party, and recompense them (financially, or otherwise)for my wrong doing. That is a very honorable answer.... hold on a sec. mmmmmmm......mmmmmmmmm........ammmmmmm! pffffffffhhhhhhhsssssstttttttttt icky...that was a wet one. |
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If you could
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I would want to be a copy of myself and jerk my other self off at the same time.
And throw poo! IN STEREO!!!!!! |
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Man eating pu$$y...needs you
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There was more about the Tatiana too! About the wall not being to code & a bunch of crap... as I said allready she tore her claw out to get out, she HURT her self in order to get out... again I will say this SHE HURT HERSELF IN ORDER TO GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Man eating pu$$y...needs you
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She was 21yr old, Born at the SD wild animal park. She had a crooked neck. I guess at a yr or so old she started getting a kink in it. it said she looked like she swallowed a hockey stick. she was loosing wght. & then stopped eating.. poor girl. 
it was in this last weeks paper. The SGV Tribune. This must be a common occurrence for giraffes about 15 years ago I remember a case like this at the Washington D.C Zoo But then again what do expect from a animal with that much throat? my prayers go out to her, yet I also am the guy making dead baby jokes here last week. ahh the dichotomy. |
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Man eating pu$$y...needs you
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GRANDMOTHER OF EIGHT MAKES HOLE IN ONE DEFENDANT'S SPEECH ENDS IN LONG SENTENCE TUNA BITING OFF WASHINGTON COAST COMPLAINTS ABOUT NBA REFEREES GROWING UGLY DOCTOR TESTIFIES IN HORSE SUIT POLICE DISCOVER CRACK IN AUSTRALIA U.S. AUDIT FINDS FUNDS FOR YOUTH MISSPENT DEAF MUTE GETS NEW HEARING IN KILLING HOSPITALS ARE SUED BY 7 FOOT DOCTORS this one had to be shown again!!! HOSPITALS ARE SUED BY 7 FOOT DOCTORS Truly mans greatest accomplishment the double entendre Lets shoot for a three-way… Anyone have one, chime in!!!!! |
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Man eating pu$$y...needs you
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" I SEE ", SAYS THE BLIND MAN, AS HE WALKED INTO A BRICK WALL I remember it this way I see said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw. things that make you go hmmm keep it up folks!!! |
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If you could
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Well gee golly, let me see… one day you say?....hmmmm
Ohhh I got it! I would want the entire world to line up and hold hands. Then I would toss a nice Poo! At every person that starts to sing we are the world. Then all the girls I would yank my noodle at… then throw some poo! on them. Then gosh…I just don’t know??.... … …maybe… … oh what the heck its just a fantasy question anyway… and I can do WHATEVER I want… …. right???… Ok then when each and ever person that I hit in the face with a big ol’ pile of monkey poo! Starts to wipe the spunk or back door mud from there eyes I would hit them with a stick! And tell them not to break the chain, of love. Then after a short pause Tell them to sing we are the world, and then violently penetrate the ears of all the people that sang out of tune with my monkey penis. With love, The Monkey! |
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a hot guy food a knife Smart , very smart!!! see she feeds the food to the guy, and then chops the man up for a hot meal!!! see no oven on the island...sooooo!! very nice!! very smart!!! The Monkey! |
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Man eating pu$$y...needs you
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 ****Throws some first!!***** runs out*****
you see the giraffe they had to put down at ??? SB zoo?? no tell us here. keep this string alive!!!!!! |
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Sac
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I thought it was tossing 4 kids off a bridge,
no wait its cutting in to a mans chest and pulling his still beating heart out. no wait ... its water boarding no thats not it..must be love!!! pppphhhhhhhhhhfffsssstttt! whatever hey am I the only one here that thinks the human race is no better then a monkey? love ?....thats a word...tell me a story about its meaning and I wont throw poo! at you! |
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Food Machete Boom stick w/ rounds ok if any one gets this email me!! chainsaw, shotgun, and a Oldsmobile clue- shotgun makes a big boom for a stick. |
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Man eating pu$$y...needs you
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 You see that zoo keeper makes $330,000 a yr..
your point? S.F 330,000 a year, this gets you a 1200 sq ft home and a 25 year old beater as a car, what does this have to do with anything? *act- grabs a pile of fresh... wait for it! |
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Man eating pu$$y...needs you
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More news about Tat,
and for those that dont know what I am talking about Tat, was the Cat shot DEAD at the San Francisco Zoo 2 weeks ago. Daily logs about those happier times were released this week as part of a public records request - Tatiana's first recorded weight was 9 lbs 9 oz; diet meatballs were used to train her to stay calm during vaccinations. The records also included her necropsy report - three bullet wounds were found on her body; she weighed 243 pounds when she died. if any one, other then me has been watching this story, you will note when the story first broke she weighed 300, then a week later she was 350, last reports put her in at 400 and one said 500. One would think that newspapers sell by blustering an event. think about this the next time you read an article, that makes you go huhhh? |
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Easy enough, Ben Franklin;^] props to you my man!!!! |
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Edited by
AaronZ
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Sat 01/12/08 11:10 PM
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Woman are mean on this site because I hurt all there vaginas with my monster stick
And I don’t call em back! Either. And I throw poo at them… and … and… Its all my fault … No truth is that 98 % of the guys here start a conversation off with Hey want to look at a picture of my ****. richard c*ck D!CK PECKER$ |
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I would bring back Dale Earnhardt Senior... He would have never stood for Jr. going to Hendrick Motor Sports! wow! what a great chose! you know some people would say names like Albert Einstein Abraham Lincoln Socrates Hemmingway But no…your right the world would be so much better with some redneck driving around in circles. You go! |
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