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night bri!!!!
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Madam's Sex Therapy...
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tell ya what delta,
read my past post, I have to go...take care of somthin. you can read everything I have ever said here by clicking my ### post the blue number next to my picture. night!!! hugs to all and to all a good Poo! |
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Madam's Sex Therapy...
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yeah well I have brown eyes, I am tall I was a mechanic, long time ago. and get ready for this...you might want to find A plug right now... I dont have to work I allready made my money!!!! I DONE (sic) TOLD YOU I melted it... and I need to go shopping. Chevy's building me a bigger better one. Unless you got better? better then 120V....not likly. but I am warm, and I can tell you your pretty when your feeling down, and I can do tricks that no one else knows. but mostly. I can love. and if that is not good enough?.. then poo on you. |
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Madam's Sex Therapy...
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yeah well I have brown eyes, I am tall I was a mechanic, long time ago. and get ready for this...you might want to find A plug right now... I dont have to work I allready made my money!!!! But where's the banana???? I require weird also, and you aint weird enough!!! Ha! I am not weird enough?...holy sh!t what are you looking for ??? I am so scared! |
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Madam's Sex Therapy...
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yeah well I have brown eyes, I am tall I was a mechanic, long time ago. and get ready for this...you might want to find A plug right now... I dont have to work I allready made my money!!!! But where's the banana???? I ate the bannana. but no worry I have a yellow summer squash. |
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Madam's Sex Therapy...
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 I'm still looking at the web site of the "The Twin Plow Fvcking Machine" I just might get one of those for a conversation piece for parties.... I can just imagine the possibilities....invite some poeple over (oddly...all women)...meet them with drinks9must be 100 proof shots) in the driveway to get um' primed up.... and...WAIT...WHERE'S MY VIDEO CAMERA...??????
and it would look so great on the coffee table!!! I can see it now...oh that thing...its a art deco thing I bought it.... a errrrr well let me show you. |
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Madam's Sex Therapy...
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yeah well I have brown eyes,
I am tall I was a mechanic, long time ago. and get ready for this...you might want to find A plug right now... I dont have to work I allready made my money!!!! |
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Madam's Sex Therapy...
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well i'd like to say in the arms of a dark-haired, tall, brown-eyed man who has a job and changes my oil in my van...but i was probably plugged into the wall. plugged in to the wall...hehehe I just got a visual on that.... thank you...ummmm back in 15 thats min bri, not seconds couldnet let him have that. |
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Madam's Sex Therapy...
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Yes I have been working on it all week it has to do with a banana, a poo! , A stick , a Nun and a copy of planet of the apes done with a Russian dialog. should be a hoot. Can you work a room, some weed & a 3" chair into that....? done! |
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Madam's Sex Therapy...
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hey delta, you know I was thinking? why dont you come over here sit on the monkeys lap, and we can talk about whatever comes up. ooooooooohhhhhh ahhhhhhh ahhhhhhh! "Monkey Sausage" is considered a delicacy in some places ya, i just looked at his profile and omg, there's a man behind the monkey... gettin some monkey booty. oh my! god! deltasissy! were you here a few days ago, maybe a week when I had the female great ape with the engorged genitals? |
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Madam's Sex Therapy...
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hey delta, you know I was thinking? why dont you come over here sit on the monkeys lap, and we can talk about whatever comes up. ooooooooohhhhhh ahhhhhhh ahhhhhhh! "Monkey Sausage" is considered a delicacy in some places you know you are right, they eat the brains too...god what a world!!!! 
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Madam's Sex Therapy...
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Yes I have been working on it all week it has to do with a banana, a poo! , A stick , a Nun and a copy of planet of the apes done with a Russian dialog.
should be a hoot. |
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Madam's Sex Therapy...
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ok guys who is going to be here in the next day or so for my 1000 post party!!!!....it will be the best ever I promise!!!!
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Madam's Sex Therapy...
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hey delta, you know I was thinking?
why dont you come over here sit on the monkeys lap, and we can talk about whatever comes up. ooooooooohhhhhh ahhhhhhh ahhhhhhh! |
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Madam's Sex Therapy...
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I think in some states you actually need a cdl license in order to operate it.
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Topic:
Madam's Sex Therapy...
Edited by
AaronZ
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Tue 01/15/08 11:13 PM
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do not look at this site!!!!!
http://www.extremerestraints.com/the-twin-plow-fu$king-machine_2234.html they also have for a atachment a pump filled ...err thing you put on the end to .....errr grow with your needs. sub the $ for a c...fyi |
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Madam's Sex Therapy...
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Why not just build a good one from scratch?
It's not like we have the materials readily available... 
okay, 1. slightly bendable 2. adjustable size in height and width 3. 10 diff't adjustable speeds for mood 4. one with a light switch that can be turned on/off for viewing pleasure 5. inner voice that whispers out sweet nothings as you play along 6. musical ability 7. must feel like real flesh feel free to add to the list ok that answerd that one...brb |
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Madam's Sex Therapy...
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ok on the subject at,...hand..
now are you looking for a dild* or are you just wanting the vibe? ??? |
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Madam's Sex Therapy...
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ok anyway… I wanted to see how this thing felt so I put it on my weenie,
damn thing is it almost killed me because it was set for 5 gallons. I most likly will never do that again!!! |
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Madam's Sex Therapy...
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Ok about 20 years ago I was working on a farm that just got a new invention called the automatic milking machine, it would attach to a cows teet and stroke the teet for maximum extraction…. … … Hold on I will tell a little more in a second…I am involved in a “sex me” email thing right now.
.brb |
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