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Tue 01/15/08 10:49 PM
oooo ooooo I just got one...


give me a second trying to remember how it all started...

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Tue 01/15/08 10:45 PM
I think killy daffy duck ....is just wrong!!!!!


and then to put him on your head?....why you!!!


*ACT- shaking fist

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Tue 01/15/08 10:38 PM


Did you know that during the Korean war, prisoners were stimulated sexually and then had glass rods inserted in to there urethra and then the penis was smashed with a hammer.


laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh


Wow that is a hoot!!




ok a lil twisted?


no not the twist too!!!!!



aaaarrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggggggg!!!!

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Tue 01/15/08 10:35 PM
Did you know that during the Korean war, prisoners were stimulated sexually and then had glass rods inserted in to there urethra and then the penis was smashed with a hammer.


laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh


Wow that is a hoot!!

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Tue 01/15/08 10:31 PM
I wish my face was a bicycle seat , tra la, la la la
she would wigggle to and fro, tra la la, la la la
then I would say to her


pfffffffffffhhhhhhhhhhhhtttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!

la la la

:tongue:

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Tue 01/15/08 10:21 PM
Tue 01/15/08 06:10 PM
A few weeks ago I met this lady, we went back to her place and we proceeded to screw like wild rabbits, when the business was done, and she was fast asleep, I took her pillow and wiped my self off with one side of the pillow and placed it upside down, back on the bed,then before I left I gave her cat a dirty Sanchez, raided her wallet for cab fair, And left, locking the door behind me…

now just the other day she calls me up and yells at me, why did you do this? why did you do that?

You know I just don’t know what her problem is?...
I locked the door!!!

Can someone explain?


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Tue 01/15/08 10:18 PM
hey doc,

It hurts when I smash my testicals between 2 bricks?

what am I doing wrong?

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Tue 01/15/08 07:35 PM
good for you!!!
50%... have to remember that one.

well off to bed to recreate the world for tomorrow.

night!

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Tue 01/15/08 07:28 PM

As far as being your own God....have you read Conversations With God?


no, I was told talking to myself was ...wrong

besides I kept arguing with myself

that whole half full half empty glass thing ???? ...

well you know what I found out...it is both....damnit.

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Tue 01/15/08 07:25 PM


It was a ok movie, but it exemplifies mans desire to over complicate matters, one could simply say that this glass of water, is in fact more complicated then all the 8 universes combined.

Now that said there were some moderate examples of open thought processes, but also there were many ambiguous remarks that contradicted it self (the movie) too. life the universe and everything can only be described by a man that has drank 42 beers. Then he forgets in the morning.

Look its like this what you see here..

*act- pointing at finger.


Is the center of everything, I am my own God.


Now…ahhhhhh


Kneel!!!!....



If we didn't over complicate things, we would reach a plateau in evolution, and then our brains would begin to turn to unused mush. No thanks. I'm quite fond of going beyond the usual 5% mental potential that most people settle for.


you will find out that after your jorney you will come full circle. keep this in mind when you are older.

observe the facets of light and the way it reacts. Look to the similarities between the large and the small a G.U.T is an acronym for how the world works, how it fits in to an explainable process, you just feel it in your belly and it works out that way, and tomorrow you want to snack on something else, and that too feeds you. And a metaphor, is just the other side of a coin.

remember the cirle... luke!

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Tue 01/15/08 07:09 PM

I'm reading The Law of Attraction by Esther and Jerry Hicks right now, then I'm going to start reading Seth Speaks- The Eternal Validity of the Soul by Jane Roberts.


by the way.

props to you!!!

*Act- monkey drops his poo, this man does not deserve a poo! flung at him.

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Tue 01/15/08 07:05 PM
It was a ok movie, but it exemplifies mans desire to over complicate matters, one could simply say that this glass of water, is in fact more complicated then all the 8 universes combined.

Now that said there were some moderate examples of open thought processes, but also there were many ambiguous remarks that contradicted it self (the movie) too. life the universe and everything can only be described by a man that has drank 42 beers. Then he forgets in the morning.

Look its like this what you see here..

*act- pointing at finger.


Is the center of everything, I am my own God.


Now…ahhhhhh


Kneel!!!!....


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Tue 01/15/08 06:56 PM
ahhhh....


no

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Tue 01/15/08 06:55 PM

quit nit picking....laugh


I was coming back here to say that!!!


damn you!!!!!!!


laugh

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Tue 01/15/08 06:52 PM
then the black kid could of hit her in the head with the basketball. during the last act, and then she says what the.....

roll credits.

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Tue 01/15/08 06:49 PM


That movie was great. I went out and bought more books on the topic after watching it. I love the way science is starting to come full circle with spirituality. It isn't all the way there yet, but you can see the seeds of it.

I think it will take a while for most people to accept those ideas though, since most people are not very open to radical change. But then again, most people aren't very smart either. I'm not saying that to be mean, but it's true.


they should of made her blind instead of deaf.

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Tue 01/15/08 06:45 PM
Edited by AaronZ on Tue 01/15/08 06:46 PM

I love nit's I even like to knit, lets all go and meet to nit

I will bring the do-nits


laugh


god that was funny!!!

I am so glad you said that!!!

you are a Hoot!!!!

and may I say you have one hell of a hot ass!!! even better then lilbird

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Tue 01/15/08 06:40 PM
I love nit's I even like to knit, lets all go and meet to nit

I will bring the do-nits


laugh

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Tue 01/15/08 06:33 PM

like seriously i dont wanna get in any trouble...like did i do something wrong????----i love my son to death...


ok this is rair!!!!

monkey is being serious!!

NO you did nothing wrong!!!

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Tue 01/15/08 06:30 PM

having a guy steal money from me instead of asking, i would be *****ing as well...noway noway noway


thats it ,, maybe later you will get it.

just need a nap-e-poo!!!!!

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