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what makes a man sexy?
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well i think when he can tell his true feelings and who is not afraid to kiss or hug or just any thing and a man who knows he is all that some woman here know me, and they will tell you this, there is nothing better then monkey man!!! hands down... woman LOVE the monkey!!! *act- pounds chest. |
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Intelligence: Hot or not?
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There are some posts in here that I read and can't help but think about when I was in elementary school. "I'm rubber and you're glue... everything you say and do bounces off of me and sticks to you"!!!! Im pounding this is spew it launches from me and splatters on you! 
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hi evey one
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I want you to imagine, the next time your in a store, waiting in line, a monkey climbing up on your sholder and just pounding your ear with his mean red "one" eye. hows that for a visual?  And I in turn, want you to picture me, slowly turning my head, taking Mr. Red eye gently into my mouth....and CRUNCHING down on that mofo like nobodys buisness!
FYI-----I Don't Monkey Around! 
ever hear a monkey sound like a dog yik!!! yik! yik! *act runs up his tree. |
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hey do you think???
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take your phone and take a picture of yourself right now and post it and lets see because these are professionally done. hey buddy if you think she is a guy...buzz off!!!! go talk to someone else..stop pestering!!!! she does not have to go and post a picture just because you say so. and that goes for all of you!!! *act monkey throws some poo at all the cry babies! |
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hey do you think???
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yes ... yes I do... I think... I want to have your baby! well thats not real nice so i look like a Bitc* and you wana have my baby are you a girl or guy because if ur a girl then im gussing ur gay and if so im not intrested owwwch! I was just saying that with our two smoking hot looks we could have one hot kid. The monkey 
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hey do you think???
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yes ...
yes I do... I think... I want to have your baby! |
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Juicy Question # 2 !!!
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first thing that comes to mind is using my restraint set i like to tie up my girlies sometimes 
Wow Chief didn't expect that one from you.. From Aaronz yes, you no.. LOL well when i happen to run across someone with that alluring feminine energy i was talking about, i cant help but to feel a desire to capture and hold that energy for me to indulge upon hehe
Hey chief take this for what it is. Now this was not my story but one told to me by a very close friend that was also a musician, he convinced his girlfriend to be tied up and sat at the end of the bed and practiced on his guitar, all night, never once touching his, naked spread legged girlfriend. She was pissed!...but for me I thought, hell that was one way of saying, is this enough forplay for ya… bi*ch???….
hows this for the anticipation of the moment...
Sex should be funny as well as fun… sometimes.
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Juicy Question # 2 !!!
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first thing that comes to mind is using my restraint set i like to tie up my girlies sometimes
Wow Chief didn't expect that one from you.. From Aaronz yes, you no.. LOL hey!!!! I would never tie up a girl, thats what knock out drops are for! |
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Intelligence: Hot or not?
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Monkey knows ALL THING's Poo!
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Intelligence: Hot or not?
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well i think smart ness dose not matter just as long as you hot for each other and can talk with out getting in a fight because some times when it comes down to being smarter than your bf or gf it can lead in to an argument Love Lots Hannah yeah what she said...ahhhh what was that?...I forgot. *act- rubs chin |
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hi evey one
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I want you to imagine, the next time your in a store, waiting in line, a monkey climbing up on your sholder and just pounding your ear with his mean red "one" eye.
hows that for a visual? |
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hi evey one
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Safer then a Mexican condom , last longer then a one night stand, get to do it with more then 3 a night…
which is a plus!...ummm oh and you save money on flowers too. *act- flings some more poo! 
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hi evey one
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I think it is very difficult to put a penis in a modem.
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One word
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pay back queen.
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One word
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red
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Intelligence: Hot or not?
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HOT definately! im a big kidder on the forums, but nothing is more sexy than intelligent conversation! well...ok maybe not nothing haha Yeh! I was about to say..I've seen that 220 volt plug in you got! 
are you kidding?...your talking about a woman who has a toy powered by a cat!... last time she used power from a wall...New York had a blackout. ((((((o))))))) |
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Intelligence: Hot or not?
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HOT definately! im a big kidder on the forums, but nothing is more sexy than intelligent conversation! well...ok maybe not nothing haha what about a monkey that pounds his pud, and throws poo!...sexy or not????? |
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Intelligence: Hot or not?
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I think arm candy is something you just want to try once and have a little fun with. I don't think a decently intelligent guy could have a good relationship with someone who is really pretty but really dumb. at least not for more then 2 years and 3 months. |
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A monkey walks in to a bar.
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Aaron wants to spank his monkey.
aaron has spanked his monkey so much its red. |
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A monkey walks in to a bar.
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What?.... I was just looking for a monkey? |
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