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Would You...Will You...
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Ohhhh, wow, dedicated man love, whoooo. oooooo Niceeeeeeeeeeeee!!! 
 yeppers keeping him
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The Lonesome Rider
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Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmm I must say my dear friend you have outdone your self. Now this one is truly a keeper not that they all are not but this one stands out by far would make a great western short story The Wandering Trio of the Plains just a thought. great write
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Baptist Dog
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A Baptist preacher and his wife decided to get a new dog. Ever mindful of the congregation, they knew the dog must also be a Baptist.
They visited kennel after kennel and explained their needs. Finally, they found a kennel whose owner assured them he had just the dog they wanted. The owner brought the dog to meet the pastor and his wife. "Fetch the Bible," he commanded. The dog bounded to the bookshelf, scrutinized the books, located the Bible, and brought it to the owner. Now find Psalm 23," he commanded. The dog dropped the Bible to the floor, and showing marvelous dexterity with his paws, leafed through and finding the correct passage and pointed to it with his paw. The pastor and his wife were very impressed and purchased the dog. That evening, a group of church members came to visit. The pastor and his wife began to show off the dog, having him locate several Bible verses. The visitors were very impressed. One man asked, "c an he do regular dog tricks, too?" "I haven't tried yet," the pastor replied. He pointed his finger at the dog. "HEEL!" the pastor commanded. The dog immediately jumped on a chair, placed one paw on the pastor's forehead and began to howl. The pastor looked at his wife in shock and said, "good Lord! he's 'Pentecostal!'" |
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DOG VS CAT
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The two cats that I have now appear to be perfect sweethearts. One of my folks' cats, though, is always up to something. I used to joke with people, "Do you know how I can tell that Marble is plotting something? Look closely, I'd say, and you can see him breathing. Whenever he does that, he's up to no good." |
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The Lonesome Rider
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Quite enjoyed that, very well done. Why thank you wyatt...glad you liked it. |
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For Robert
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Awwwww, so sweet
Awww do you think she loves me? I think she does. |
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The Hayloft (Adults Only)
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Ssssssssssssssshhhhss I need a cig and quit smoking 5 years ago lmao  
Just pretend you smoking one Kristi...I'm waiting for someone to say "Get a room" lol |
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Shining Armor
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I have mine and yipee kye yea!!! getting out the silver polish
and a soft cloth.
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Hung Like a Horse
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DOG VS CAT
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I only have a dog now, but when I had a cat I could tell it was plottin against me. It was only a matter of time...
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DOG VS CAT
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glad you enjoyed it wolfcub and openheart I have both myself and I am sure they plot separately of course lol .
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The Lonesome Rider
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A different side yes...and it probably would make a nice short story. |
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And we will never tell,,one of our mysteries..lol
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DOG VS CAT
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DOG DIARY
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! CAT DIARY Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards! There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage. This morning I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now... |
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The Hayloft (Adults Only)
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Robert..... The two of you NEED to be together....NOW!!!! Enough said....... 
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For Robert
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Awwwww, so sweet
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Would You...Will You...
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I would and....I will. Loved this. Babydoll I am so glad you liked this...I look so much to you accepting. |
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Wake Me (When You Get Home)
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you have managed to bring tears to my eyes,, that was so beautiful,,
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Would You...Will You...
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I would and....I will.
Loved this. |
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Drive Me Home
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GET DOWN! OK OK...getting low already... |
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