Topic: Baptist Dog
songstress1's photo
Mon 01/28/08 05:31 PM
A Baptist preacher and his wife decided to get a new dog. Ever mindful of the congregation, they knew the dog must also be a Baptist.

They visited kennel after kennel and explained their needs.

Finally, they found a kennel whose owner assured them he had just the dog they wanted.

The owner brought the dog to meet the pastor and his wife. "Fetch the Bible," he commanded. The dog bounded to the bookshelf, scrutinized the books, located the Bible, and brought it to the owner. Now find Psalm 23," he commanded. The dog dropped the Bible to the floor, and showing marvelous dexterity with his paws, leafed through and finding the correct passage and pointed to it with his paw.

The pastor and his wife were very impressed and purchased the dog. That evening, a group of church members came to visit. The pastor and his wife began to show off the dog, having him locate several Bible verses. The visitors were very impressed.

One man asked, "c an he do regular dog tricks, too?"

"I haven't tried yet," the pastor replied.

He pointed his finger at the dog. "HEEL!" the pastor commanded.

The dog immediately jumped on a chair, placed one paw on the pastor's forehead and began to howl.

The pastor looked at his wife in shock and said, "good Lord! he's 'Pentecostal!'"

Wolfshado's photo
Mon 01/28/08 05:34 PM
im rollin on the floor!!!laugh

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Mon 01/28/08 05:46 PM
CUTE laugh laugh laugh

songstress1's photo
Mon 01/28/08 06:35 PM
glad you liked it wolf and don!bigsmile

mommyof1's photo
Mon 01/28/08 07:03 PM
ROFLMMFAO!! That was great!! laugh laugh laugh laugh

Snugglesbyfire's photo
Mon 01/28/08 07:12 PM
this put a smile on my face big timebigsmile laugh laugh laugh

songstress1's photo
Mon 01/28/08 07:25 PM
Thanks Mommy and snuggles laughing with ya!laugh bigsmile

Wolfeyes58's photo
Mon 01/28/08 08:10 PM
LMAO....that was good sweetheart...

songstress1's photo
Mon 01/28/08 08:13 PM

LMAO....that was good sweetheart...
Thank you honey..smooched