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me too!
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so look me up and rate me! i will take any sujections!   That's not a word silly
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Is anybody still awake?
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lol! omg that was unexpected! bet he was in the dog house... I never met him so I couldn't tell ya ... but  to still being up!
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Is anybody still awake?
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A guy had a major argument with his girlfriend. He was in the wrong, but not enough to back down without an argument. So after storming away, and cooling off, the guy had a think. He was clearly in the wrong and felt pretty guilty, with all the trauma it had caused.
So to make it up to his girlfriend, he said he'd buy her a gift. "Any thing at all, my love", the guy said, overcome with remorse. "Oh, I don't know", she replied, "You really shouldn't do this you know. But, if you are, just get me something really expensive, that I don't need." The following day he booked her in for chemotherapy. |
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Your gonna die in a week
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I had this conversation with two girlfriends not long ago... One, who is a very gentle calm person, very female, and soft... said she would get a gun, and systematically kill every pedophile she could find.. The other girlfriend said she would lay prone on the floor of some church and pray her arse off, (she's not religious).. Me? I said same as I do everyday, do what I always do....enjoy the moment.   Those are all very good suggestions
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Your gonna die in a week
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how did you know? I am the all knowing... anything else? It's a gift I guess 
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Your gonna die in a week
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What do you do?
I would throw a huge party with my family, friends, and people that I grew up with while on a beach. |
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what's good in your world
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i guess heather mills is going back on dancing with the stars. they are pairing her up with the drummer from def leppard. they said they would give an arm and a leg to win   im a sick fukker sometimes Finally, somebody I get to compete with 
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thank you...
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ok, well I'm off to sleepy land.  Ni nite Rob  Nite YellowRose  remember to keep your head up and smile  add me if you'd like to Nite Mirror  Night Stacey
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Oh come on, it wasn't THAT bad
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thank you...
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lol i stopped drinking 6 months ago Oh, there's no alcohol.... just special herbs and such
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what's good in your world
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i finally sold all my puppies and made over $4000.00 Good job bro
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Bob goes into the public restroom and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no arms. As Bob's standing there, taking care of business, he wonders to himself how the poor wretch is going to take a leak.
Bob finishes and starts to leave when the man asks Bob to help him out. Being a kind soul, Bob says, "Ah, OK, sure, I'll help you." The man asks, "Can you unzip my zipper?" Bob says, "OK." Then the man says, "Can you pull it out for me?" Bob replies, "Uh, yeah, OK." Bob pulls it out and it has all kinds of mold and red bumps, with hair clumps, rashes, moles, scabs, scars, and reeks something awful. Then the guy asks Bob to point it for him, and Bob points for him. Bob then shakes it, puts it back in and zips it up. The guy tells Bob, "Thanks, man, I really appreciate it." Bob says, "No problem, but what the hell's wrong with your p*n*s?" The guy pulls his arms out of his shirt and says, "I don't know, but I ain't touching it. |
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ty hun. been going through a rough time. you guys have cheered me up I'll Fed Ex one of my "special" drinks to you.... All your worries go away
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what's good in your world
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anyone up at this hour talking about flies and stuff has to be nuts lol Well, I'd like to introduce myself, my name is.... your name is . . . dun dun dun  Yes, sometimes mistakenly spelled backwards who the hell would spell it backasswards ? damn Bor I'm a big dummy, sorry. Hey ya gotta ** some of your words. Sorry, I'm stupid. |
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ICP
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i haven't seen it yet! you got any websites where i can find it? You use torrents? |
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what's good in your world
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anyone up at this hour talking about flies and stuff has to be nuts lol Well, I'd like to introduce myself, my name is.... your name is . . . dun dun dun Yes, sometimes mistakenly spelled backwards
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thank you...
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no.... Thank you
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so so bad!!! You have to admit, it could have been ALOT worst I'm just warming up  lmao this is true...  Don't worry Princess, I'm not feeling like being "bad" tonight
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it's fun to play jkes on our kids. my son had the hiccups and i told him to drink pickle juice...he never forgave me but it was funny i still want to find a round room and tell a child they have 5 seconds to get in a corner I love pickle juice with a little vodka Or olive juice, a "dirty" martini. Good stuff lol haven't tried that |
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what's good in your world
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anyone up at this hour talking about flies and stuff has to be nuts lol Well, I'd like to introduce myself, my name is.... |
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