heres two brother You don't wanna tastee mother*****r thought? It'll mess ya up more

Well, if you never need bullsh*t I am the man to come to That seems to be my purpose in life

Give me a minute to finish of some work.... I'll type a good one....

One day there was a little girl and it was her birthday, but her parents had to go out for the night so they hired a babysiter and told him to let the girl do whatever she wanted to do because it was her birthday.

So when the parents left, the little girl was playing and the babysiter got tired so he said "I'm going to take a shower and the little girl said "Oh, can I take a shower with you?" and the babysiter said " Uh, O.K. Just don't look down."

When they were taking a shower the little girl dropped the shampoo and when she picked it up she saw his d*ck and said "What's that?"

The guy said "Um, it's a rubber ducky" and the girl says "O.K."

Then the babysitter said "I'm tired I'm going to go to sleep." and the girl says "Can I go to sleep with you?" and the guy says "Um, O.K. Just don't look under the covers."

So when they're in the bed there's a thunderstorm and the girl gets scared and hides under the covers. Then she looks at the guys d*ck and says "Can I play with your rubber ducky because I'm scared" and the guy says " Uh, O.K." and he falls asleep.

The next morning he looks at the bed and he sees the there is blood all over the place and he asks the little girl "What Happened" and the little girl says"The rubber ducky spit at me so I chopped it's head off."

Yer in the wrong place brother

I don't know how new it is.... but I'll post a sick one if you would like...

If yer still awake, sign in and speak yer mind... what do you all want to do?

Anytime... I think it's time to party though... It IS Friday night Forget the true love stuff, who wants to settle

Hey, I tried... yer thread is actually still going.... Good night though sleep tight

I hear ya, your just lookin for somebody that can hold a job and is grown up a little bit. Still a hard commodity to find around here. I appreciate your outlook though

brother... It'll come by soon enough

Three guys are travelling across the country. Their car breaks down in the middle of nowhere, so they get out and start walking. They come across this farm, so they go up, knock on the door, and the farmer comes to the door and they explain their predicament to him. The farmer says he will drive them into town tomorrow, but they will have to wait until the morning, because everything in town is closed at this late hour. The farmer then offers them food, and lets them sleep in the garage. Before they go to sleep, the farmer comes out and tells them, "My daughter is a nymphomaniac. If I hear any one of you even thinking about f*cking her, I will blow your brains out." The farmer then leaves and goes to bed.

About 2:00am one of the guys wakes up. The temptation is too great for him. He goes into the house and walks slowly up the stairs. About half way up the stairs, he hits a loose board. "CREAK!!!" Immediately the farmer wakes up.

"Who's there?" the farmer cries.

The first guy doesn't make a sound. Then he has an idea! "meow..... meow..."

Pretty soon, the farmer goes back to sleep, the guy finishes climbing the stairs, and f*cks the daughter until his heart's content. He then goes back to the barn, completely satisfied. The second guy looks at him and says, "well?"

"Oh, man. She was awesome. Best I ever had."

So the second guy starts heading toward the house. The first guy says, "By the way, if you hit the loose stair, just pretend you're a *****-cat."

So, as the second guy climbs the stairs... "CREAK!" "Who's there?" "meow... meow...," and f*cks til his heart's content.

When he gets back to the barn, the third guy looks over and says... "well?"

"Awesome. Best I've ever had."

So the third guy decides he will take his shot at the farmer's nymphomaniac. He goes into the house, and creeps slowly up the stairs. "CREAK!" "Who's there??? Who is it?"

In a very low, meek voice, the third guy says..."it's just a littly *****-cat."

boo

I hear ya, I have been just seeing clips on adultswim.com, and one of the guys at work brings it in.... How's yer kid doin? You just visited for the week right?

Then you are truly a beautiful woman.... hard to find people like you

I call it a tastee mother*****r

ATHF Adult swim... Fry and shake...

What up WB you been catchin up on ATHF?

You deserve a double. Was my music collection weird or what?

I always try to help my patrons

Ok, coming up in a minute.... gotta check out the archives.... how dirty, politically in-correct, or just wrong do you want?