Once Upon A Time There Was A Man With A 25 Inches Penis.

Any Guy Would Be Excited To Have Such A Big Penis, But This Man Was Not.

So One Day His Friend Told Him About A Witch Who Could Help Him.

So The Friend Gave The Man The Witch's Address.

The Next Day He Visited The Witch.
He Told The Witch His Problem Then The Witch Said Him To Show His Penis,
After Saw Her, She Thought For A While And Finally Came Up With An Answer.

The Witch Said Him To Go Into Woods And Find A Frog And Ask The Frog To Marry You And Each Time It Says No, Your Gigantic Jewels Will Shrink 5 Inches.

The Man Quickly Ran To The Woods.
After Searching For An Hour He Finally Found A Frog.
He Ran Up To It And Asked It To Marry Him.

"NO Thank You" The Frog Replied.

The Man Looked Down And Watched His Penis Go From 25 Inches To 20.
The Man Asked The Frog One More Time, And Again It Replied 'NO'.

Now He Was At 15 Inches, He Thought 10 Inches Would Be Perfect, So He Went Up To The Frog And Asked It To Marry Him.

The Frog Replied With Anger,
"How Many Times Do I Have To Tell You. . . . . 'NO', 'NO' 'NO'.
The Man Looked Down At His Jewels And Watched It Go From 15 To 10 And From 10 To 5 And Finally From 5 To Not Even A Centimeter.

HAHA! oh great! LOVELY :-)