Community > Posts By > GregHeartsYou

 
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Tue 01/01/08 06:12 PM
You have to put 'Just kidding' even when you think it's true, so they don't get mad.

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Tue 01/01/08 06:10 PM
Sounds like you kind of want to be with a man. Just kidding.

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Tue 01/01/08 06:04 PM
Do what I do. Tell everyone you're a ten. Sometimes, say you're an eleven. Eventually, girls believe it. Or settle..

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Tue 01/01/08 06:01 PM
I heard if you turn off the lights, look in the mirror, and say "Myspace" three times, Just Say Hi takes your picture off your profile, and replaces it with one of Rosie O'Donnell.

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Mon 12/31/07 10:33 PM
Ha, funny.

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Mon 12/31/07 10:32 PM
I'm having a race to lung cancer. And I won't lose, either.

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Mon 12/31/07 10:30 PM
I'm no quitter. I smoked my first of 2008 already.

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Mon 12/31/07 10:26 PM
I'm in San Antonio and they did fireworks, too. I thought it was pretty cool. Better then smoking my last cigarette of 2007 staring into city lights.

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Mon 12/31/07 11:39 AM
We've got a Cougar Nation. You've probably heard of it, and are probably prettttty impressed.

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Mon 12/31/07 11:33 AM
Nope. Just BYU fans. Go Cougs!

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Mon 12/31/07 07:08 AM
True story. Or the pictures are from like, 4 years ago.

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Mon 12/31/07 06:57 AM
Ha, nobody wants to come, but we might have to. There are still a few hours to find a date.

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Sun 12/30/07 10:30 PM
Why do women take so much time getting ready and looking good if they don't want people looking?

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Sun 12/30/07 09:57 PM
2008, going to be great.

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Sun 12/30/07 08:07 PM
I got divorced.

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Sun 12/30/07 03:00 PM
I don't know. You could lie and say you've just met someone. That's kind of a polite way to let someone down. Even though it's not true.

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Sat 12/29/07 11:24 PM
Have fun. Slay them hood rats. Just kidding. But seriously..

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Sat 12/29/07 11:22 PM
That's called settling. Rule 36, never settle.

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Sat 12/29/07 11:02 PM
95 people looked at this and 3 messaged me. Maybe I'm not actually that smart. Cause I know I'm good looking enough..

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Sat 12/29/07 10:57 PM
I don't even know what that means. I'm a ten. Even when I'm drinking, I'm a ten who's 5'7, with a smart mouth. But It's cool, I've gotten my ass kicked for girls before, and I'm sure it'll happen again.