Community > Posts By > GregHeartsYou

 
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Wed 01/02/08 12:56 PM


I'd probably get a fair share of guys, too. Not my thing, but if a bears hungry, he'll eat. Just kidding.


I think I just puked in my mouth..........


Thats hot.

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Wed 01/02/08 12:54 PM
I'd probably get a fair share of guys, too. Not my thing, but if a bears hungry, he'll eat. Just kidding.

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Wed 01/02/08 12:50 PM
Anyone who said they wouldn't date me is a liar. I'm pretty much a ten, really.

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Wed 01/02/08 12:47 PM
Whoever posts after me is totally lucky. And they'd totally date me.

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Wed 01/02/08 10:55 AM
I've never done Bloody Mary but I've looked in the mirror and said Biggie Smalls three times. It totally worked, and was straight hood, gangster gangster.

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Wed 01/02/08 10:47 AM
Just kidding, I totally kept her. Everyone needs a back up plan. Just kidding. But seriously..

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Wed 01/02/08 10:46 AM

The best thing out there for ed is a sexy woman's assistance, and ladies, you are ALL sexy!!


Don't tell them that. Now they're going to be confident and go after tens, instead of settling for us nines.

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Wed 01/02/08 10:41 AM


I heard if you turn off the lights, look in the mirror, and say "Myspace" three times, Just Say Hi takes your picture off your profile, and replaces it with one of Rosie O'Donnell.


huh huh huh

geesh, how'd you find out noway :tongue: smokin


I saw what happened to your mom. And then I deleted her as a mutual match.

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Tue 01/01/08 10:12 PM
Ham and pineapple.

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Tue 01/01/08 09:33 PM
Then you're not really cool. You're a liar. And lying turns your heart as dark as night, and twice as cold.

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Tue 01/01/08 09:30 PM
It makes me look cool.

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Tue 01/01/08 08:46 PM
The friend zone is where you end up when people think you're nice and sweet and caring, but not someone they'd sleep with/have a relationship with. Worst place ever, really.

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Tue 01/01/08 08:41 PM
Seriously. And those commercials advertising pills to make body parts bigger. If those things worked, you'd need to run one commercial, one time, at 4 in the morning on a Wednesday. Everyone would know about it within a week.

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Tue 01/01/08 08:38 PM
I think this place is good stuff. Unlike the stupid friend zone.

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Tue 01/01/08 08:34 PM
Bump that noise. Nothing good ever came from the friend zone.

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Tue 01/01/08 08:27 PM
That actually made me pee my pants laughing. But just a little bit.

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Tue 01/01/08 08:24 PM
Act like you're better then the girl your talking to. Tell her you're a ten and she's lucky your bothering to talk to her at all.

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Tue 01/01/08 08:14 PM
I'm so bored I'm jealous of your wedgie.

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Tue 01/01/08 08:11 PM
Try to be less nice. That's my ticket to avoiding the friend zone.

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Tue 01/01/08 08:08 PM
Nope. Very rarely.