it's 6:41 pm here!

oh shut up! and shake that ass britter!

hahah! look who showed! *pulls linds on to the dance floor*

*puts some bob sinclair on the jukebox*

hey linds! i say we sandwich bitters on that pole!

my current favorite one is
"Don't listen to that guy. He's trying to lead you down the path of righteousness. I'm gonna lead you down the path that rocks."
- The Emperor's New Groove

*turns on some james brown while swingin on the pole*

let's get this bi-sexual party started!

hello aye!

throwing a snowball at miss linds!

miss linds u party an-ee-mal!

i'm gonna dedicate a song to u brad! cause i'm a cowboy! and i'm wanted! dead or alive!

OMG! i like girls but that is gross!

i think brad paisley just wanted to gloat! right on brotha!

A man walks onto an airplane with six kids. A woman asks the man, "my, are all those your children?" the man replied, "no i work at the condom factory. These are all customer complaints."

i remember when MTV was actually good, and being afraid of the thriller video! haha... oh and i would hide in the corner when teenwolf would transform, and i used to cringe before the 3rd beetle juice!

anybody on the poles this time of day?

woo hoo! there's more of us out there!

something that we learn in the lds church is freedom of agency....being taught what we need to know but it is upon us to do follow the rules....that is our purpose on this earth, is to receive instruction and then choose whether to comply with it or not. that's what separates the worthy from the unworthy. i was born and raised catholic and converted into mormoninsm when i was 18. i just knew there had to be something more out there. and i found the one religion that actually made sense to me and put together all the puzzle pieces in the right order. i don't on the other hand go around badgering the catholic church even though i have my own strong personal feelings about it....so before u go fill people's head w/all ur crap....let them form their own opinions, b/c in my opinion i can fall away from the church tomorrow....but i will always love my lds family....they are the kindest, warmest, most sincere people i've ever met!

monkey see monkey do....