yall are some nerds..but i love it

thats true

haha

shiiiiiiiit!!! lol

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
The woman said, 'That's okay.'
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world; an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
So, KAZAM - she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Woman's Quote of the Day:
"Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something with which you'd like to have dinner with."

Men's Counter-Quote of the Day:
"Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full- bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache."

i bet u do heifer

its all good an wouldnt exactly say hes gettin sum love either..lol

2 cute

umm that would be a total negative!!! lol

no offense...cooly but i love ya...

Aint nada wrong lwith a crazy girl..lol

Im crazy (in a good way) an wild..also (way way good) hahaha...were not all that bad...but like u said 99.9% im the 1% thats not..ahahah///sometimes...ask cooly he'd know..lol

you know it baby!!! i want a big rock an when we running off together...lol

i like that

blah!

bye baby..ill call u on ur cell..later..if u dont care

lol...im not blonde....lol

ill show u fun ralph......grrrnesss.lol

yea ive been busy busy...an now i got lots of play time..

haha

if u only knew the half of it

oooo i thought u loved me....

my feelings are hurt...

well ur gonna be doing more then drinkin an pledin the 5th wheni get done with u punk!!

imma kick ur ass when i c u...