Bullfrogs & Blow Jobs

A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his Birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune. "Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been trained to give blow jobs!" "Blow jobs!" the woman replied. "It hasn't been proved but we've sold 30 of them this month," he said.

The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true...no more blow jobs for her! She bought the frog. When she explained Froggy's' ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off. The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again.

In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks. "What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked. The husband replied, "If I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is gone."

omg!!! unreal!! LMAO!!

I love it!!!

not all of us "expose"...LOL..but i can understand your question..

thats wonderful..isnt beautiful? a god given gift to have a child..

congrats to U..

would rather be with someone that treated me good, loved me for me, just a great person..money doesnt buy happiness, so i'd pick that over money anyday..just wanting to be with someone that makes me happy

thats too bad, but a lesson learned noone should "Assume" or make acusations..hope he'll be fine

nope

Welcome!!

i had the similar thing happen to me but a little differnt, long story..but found out hes dating someone else like a month after we broke up, wouldnt talk to me, etc..i'll NEVER take him back..no way! i had deep feelings for him too..but he was messed up..couldnt even talk to me..how immature is that? i'll never take him back..plenty of fish in the sea, my friend!!

nope

Howdy and welcome and good luck!!

When people try to communicate
Perhaps they should pause not hesitate,
To try and ensure that they are understood
Because it is our responsibility and we should!
So think about what was said
Do not mouth platitudes and nod your head.
Instead, listen and give due consideration
To the thoughts expressed or hypothecation.
For to stand there pointlessly talking at a person
About issues of import or maybe just fashion.
When all the time they stand there too
Just as busily talking back at you.
This seems such a waste of effort and time expended.
When nothing was learnt and everything depended
On an understanding being achieved
And the views expressed to be sympathetically received.
Finally, remembering to pause for a listen and a think is a must!
It gives an important chance to build friendship and trust!
Otherwise you are like ships that pass in the night
Or like two planes passing within the others sight!

good morning