1) I'll swallow it all... I love the taste.

2) Are you sure you've had enough to drink?

3) I'm bored. Let's shave my *****!

4) Shouldn't you be down the pub with your mates?

5) That fart was great! Do another one!

6) I've decided to stop wearing clothes in the house.

7) You're so sexy with a hangover.

8) I'd rather go and play Virtual Fighter than go shopping.

9) Let's start subscribing to Penthouse.

10) Would you like to see a video of me going down on my girlfriend?

11) Just for a change can we try anal sex tonight?

12) I really like football, can you take me to a game.

13) You'd better drive, you're far safer than I am, and besides everyone knows women can't drive.

14) Actually we shouldn't have been given the vote, we're better off in the kitchen.

15) I think a big motorbike is a good idea.

16) I don't care if my bum looks big in this, let's just go and get pissed.

17) We haven't gone out with your mates for a while, shall we all go to Stringfellows.

18) Why can't you let your hair down and have a few vodka chasers with me.

19) I know you're already late for work, but can I gag on it just one more time.

20) Aim where you like, it's really good for my skin.

you are hilarious tom

I love it!!!

Maybe we'd say some of those things if you guys said some of these things:

1. I love you
2. Here's the credit card, go shop for whatever you want.
3. Let me help you with that.
4. Lay back baby. Let me do all the work.
5. I cleaned the garage, mowed the lawn and fixed the roof while you were out shopping today.
6. I'll stay home with the kids tonight, you go out with your girlfriends.
7. This dinner is great honey.
8. Wow the house looks fantastic. You moved the furniture around. I love it.
9. Please and Thank you.
10. You drink tonight, I'll drive.
11. How was your day at work? Dinner's ready, I started the laundry and gave the kids a bath.
12. I'm gonna drink just enough to have a perpetual hard on but not too much where I pass out in 10 minutes.
13. You look mighty sexy in those sweats darling.
14. No I don't want you to go down on me, it's all about you tonight baby.
15. Of course your cousin's wife's brother's daughter's first birthday is more important than the big game.
16. Excuse me, do you know how to get to...
17. You're right.
18. Here's my paycheck boss.
19. I heard about this phenomenom called multiple orgasm. Some women have them, would you like to try that?
20. Did I mention I love you.

i agree with both of you guys. I guess I'm pretty far from being the perfect women lol.

i agree with both of you guys. I guess I'm pretty far from being the perfect women lol.

5 / 20 .... well on my way