i liked it a lot!!!

no u cool i just wanted to dig in ur personnality thats all, not everybody has the same sense of humor u know so i even welcome comments of those u do not like it! ur cool and hot!

i agree dude, glad u got the point of my joke!

u seem to like that word "cheap".... i really would like to know what makes u special? tres cher madame

what?

A woman loses her purse during the bustle of
Christmas shoppers.
Fortunately, it is found by a teenager honest
That eager to give it back to her. The woman is very pleased to find his purse,
But also pleasantly surprised to see that there are
still young people honest out there. She looks in her purse, it's all there. However,
The surprising detail. She asked the teenager:
-It's strange, when I lost my purse, i
Had twenty dollars bill in my wallet. Now,
There are 4 bills of five dollars ...
- Yes ma'am. The last time I brought back a bag
that contained only a twenty dollars,
The woman did not give any reward saying
She had no change.

sorry about that, i guess theres always gonna be that type of people who never catches good opportunities when they should be!!

i guess you've just found yourself some to be happy about! good luck and thank for sharing

really interesting !!! and you are funny too!

i agree with you all the way.....i think these are the kinda moments you really feel like dreaming!! Thank you for sharing.

Oh think you are really one of these lucky ladies! i like your story and wish your blessed union to last for ever. Thank you for sharing!

hey merry xmas !
i would like to now what is the most romantic or memorable thing your partner has ever did to you?.... now let that out and impress me i know there are some Romeo and Juliet spirits still out there!!! vive l'amour et tous ceux qui y croient encore!
.......
cupidon

that joke is a good one it made laugh thx indnPrncs

in a court case, a guy is being judged for murder and it seems like they got all the proof to find him guilty, except that the dead body is nowhere to be found. his lawyer, worrying that his client could be condamned to the death penalty desperately attempts something. he says to the jury that " i can assure you that the women who is thought to be dead is truly alive and will open that court door within the following seconds". and he turns towards the door and the jury goes along. ten minutes later as people are still looking at the door the lawyer says: " that was just a joke but the point is that since the jury turned to look at the door, it means that they at least gave me the benefit of the doubt, they believed and agreed with the possibility that she might still be alive. so i want you have the same attitude towards my client and not find him guilty. The jury retired and an hours later they've declared the charged guilty. The lawyer screamed "why"? And the jury said we've all looked at the door EXCEPT YOUR CLIENT



jope it is not too long and you r gonna get the funny part.