FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, whom you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

Bad Luck Kitty


I vacuum my carpet every day
Yet my kitty always wants to play
So I chase her with my Kirby bag-less
And catch her tail to hear her hiss.
When the tail gets all tangled and twisted
I hit the reverse and laugh till I’m misted
She runs outside and tries to hide
But all I hear are her fevering cries
Low and behold the Craftsman is coming
Bearing down with its loud humming
Poor kitty got squished under the deck
Chopped up fine and spit out in flecks
Now bad luck kitty comes back to haunt me
Anytime I go on a cleaning spree