Father-In-Law : Young man, U’re coming to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage and u’re chewing gum. That’s a sign of disrespect!
Man : Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or smoke.
Father-In-Law : You mean u drink & smoke and u’re here to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage?
Man : Sir I only drink &smoke when i go to the club.
Father-In-Law : U club too?
Man : I’m sorry sir, I started clubbing when i came out of prison.
Father-In-Law : U’ve also been in prison before? Oh my God!
Man : Sorry sir, I went to jail when I killed somebody!!.
Father-In-Law : What!!! U’re a killer???
Man : Sir, It happened out of anger. It was a certain man that didn’t allow me to marry his daughter so i killed him in less dan 3 seconds!.
Father-In-Law(swallowed his saliva immediately=))): U are highly welcome my
son.. U are on the right track. U’re ABSOLUTELY the right Man for my
Daughter.. Hw du we begin, my inlaw!...=)) =D

Lttle jonny was accused of Rape...
In Court His Lady Lawyer holds his dick out as evidence saying, " Your Honor see this, can he Rape* with this tiny tot? '...
Jonny whispers, "Don't shake it, we may lose the case!!"

In a class,Teacher:What is the name of your mother?
Boy:my mother's name is smilling
Teacher:What is the name of your father?
Boy:My father's s name is laughing
Teacher:Are you kidding?
Boy:No sir,I am joking....

Hi,am Emmaco,an african from nigeria,live and nurtured here in nigeria,am proud to be a nigerian..just wanna make friends from all part of the world no one is excluded,just hit me up....