Topic: Jokes,jokes,Laugh and forget your sorrows and pains......... | |
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In a class,Teacher:What is the name of your mother?
Boy:my mother's name is smilling Teacher:What is the name of your father? Boy:My father's s name is laughing Teacher:Are you kidding? Boy:No sir,I am joking.... |
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Lttle jonny was accused of Rape...
In Court His Lady Lawyer holds his dick out as evidence saying, " Your Honor see this, can he Rape* with this tiny tot? '... Jonny whispers, "Don't shake it, we may lose the case!!" |
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Father-In-Law : Young man, U’re coming to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage and u’re chewing gum. That’s a sign of disrespect!
Man : Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or smoke. Father-In-Law : You mean u drink & smoke and u’re here to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage? Man : Sir I only drink &smoke when i go to the club. Father-In-Law : U club too? Man : I’m sorry sir, I started clubbing when i came out of prison. Father-In-Law : U’ve also been in prison before? Oh my God! Man : Sorry sir, I went to jail when I killed somebody!!. Father-In-Law : What!!! U’re a killer??? Man : Sir, It happened out of anger. It was a certain man that didn’t allow me to marry his daughter so i killed him in less dan 3 seconds!. Father-In-Law(swallowed his saliva immediately=))): U are highly welcome my son.. U are on the right track. U’re ABSOLUTELY the right Man for my Daughter.. Hw du we begin, my inlaw!...=)) =D |
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