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Do you know why the blond had such a hard time making Kool-Aid?
She couldn't figure out how to put the two quarts of water into the little bitty package. |
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My Poems... The storeroom
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You are too kind :)
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LOL!! How about this one:
Two blonds were walking down the road and they came across some tracks. The first blond says, "Hey, look! Dear tracks!" The second one says, "No, you big dummy! Those are bear tracks!" As the blonds stood there arguing, a train came along and hit them both. |
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I took a stroll down memory lane
Tearing down trees grown in vain. The leaves fell like scattered dreams And were whisked away by lonely streams. |
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FRIDAY
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I'm a teacher, so Friday is the most awesome day of the week! LOL! I plan on breaking open the Boons Farm wine and drinking a glass (by myself of course) after I send my children to bed--they're not far from it either. I have a hot date with my bed tonight...I'll be hitting the sack shortly...LOL!
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Oh, My Foolish Child
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Awesome poetry! I love them all!
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My Poems... The storeroom
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My poems stink in comparison to yours...LOL!! You are a very eloquent poet.
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Unhappy Marriage
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Beautiful poem...I had to wipe a few tears away.
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Hurricane Katrina poem
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Thank you for the warm comment. This is a natural disaster that I think no one who experienced Katrina could ever forget. I'm just thankful that I was able to start over and be the "rock" for my children.
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Hurricane Katrina poem
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Katrina's Raze
Taken by Katrina's raze... My Pearlington home In ruin, it lays. Displaced...we roam. Given by Katrina's raze... Appreciation Destination Journey...new ways. |
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The Way
God created an amazing being Full of aspiration and endless dreaming. He deeply placed a fertile seed And knows - by grace - you will succeed. Though, on occasion, hurdles blind your route, God always knows the way when you're in doubt. Like a sheep that's gone astray, He'll always help you find your way |
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Unhappy Marriage
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I blame you,
Yet you blame me... Nothing short of misery. Who's to blame When love has died? Neither one will swallow pride. Hateful words- Endless sorrow... What is left of tomorrow? Wasted years, Painful mem'ries... Nothing short of miseries. |
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Hey, have you thought about calling the strange numbers? LOL!! That will most definitely catch him off-guard as well as the woman whom he could possibly be cheating with. Sounds rather fishy to me too.
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b day 112387
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Well, happy b-day...too bad that I'm not like 12 years younger...LOL!!
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Facebook?
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Yep, I have facebook, but I also have myspace. I like the fact that I can keep in touch with friends and family with both.
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