no telling secrets just b*tchin and moaning why my mail wasn't working for everyone It's been off and on with Izz for last couple of weekes, complete no go with Sallie and Chevy Fak's still works, so he's profane meter must be a lot more tolerable I am so not profane...am a sweet gentleman |
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I am offended by the perversions
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I dont ever get mail....
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I like a little cushion for the pushin'. Sorry....but I like the thick curvy women. AMEN Bro! Only a dog likes a bone Wow, nicely said! ;o) My thoughts whole heartedly about it...that boney anorexic chit is not for me... Yeah....im afraid I might break em'. and I thought I was a freak for thinking that |
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I like a little cushion for the pushin'. Sorry....but I like the thick curvy women. AMEN Bro! Only a dog likes a bone Wow, nicely said! ;o) My thoughts whole heartedly about it...that boney anorexic chit is not for me... |
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I like a little cushion for the pushin'. Sorry....but I like the thick curvy women. AMEN Bro! Only a dog likes a bone |
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Ok....so heres how the joke was supposed to go. Mayhem : "So what ya eaten under there?" Fire : "Under where?" Mayhem : "Ewwwww....youre eating underwear?" Yeah....just call me Maximus Dorkus!! Listening to Slipknot thinking about my daughter telling me that a few weeks ago....awesome memories!!!! Thanks!!! EEEEEEEEEWWWW.....you eat underwear daddy? |
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Bolgna with mustard, horseradish, grape jelly and pepper....on marbled rye of course.
Tacos with mustard are good too.... eggrolls with ketchup and mayo.... A nice Kimchee sandwich....orgasmic |
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What ya eatin under there? The Homewrecker from Moe's You love those things dont you.? If only I had someone to play dutch oven with |
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What ya eatin under there? The Homewrecker from Moe's |
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<----super freak and wonderbread rocks |
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GO ahead,!!!!!!!!!
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If I could toot my own horn, I wouldn't be at this keyboard
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wonder
excitement....yes... |
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sorry we've turned your hotel/bar into this prncs
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I'm offering buttrubs...
)))))EVERYONE((((( |
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it is insane....have so many friends with college degrees, bachelor's and master's....making 8 and 10 bucks an hour. Truely disparaging....
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I'm kinda fond of MC 900 Ft Jesus....not sure if you young'uns are in the know....
The City Sleeps Stealing down an ally on a cold dark night I see a halo in the rain around the street light I stop and look, and listen to the sound As the raindrops penetrate the silence all around Alone, I gaze into the glistening street The distant thunder echoing my heartbeat Urging me on to a secret goal Away from the light from this lamp on a pole So I turn, slip away into the rain Drifting like a spirit through the shadows in the lane Clutching the tools of my trade in my hand An old box of matches and a gasoline can Darkness envelopes the scene like a shroud A veil of emptiness hangs from the clouds Filling up the cracks in this desolate place Cradled by the night in an icy embrace Moving to the town like a ghost in the rain A dim reflection in a dark window pane Blackness beckons from every side Creeping all around like an incoming tide A broken window in an empty house I slip inside and begin to douse The whole place with the fuel that will feed the fire And push back the night, taking me higher On out of the darkness in a defeaning roar The match in my hand is the key to the door A simple turn of the wrist will suffice To open a passage to paradise I pause, I think about the past and the gloom The smell of gasoline permeates the room Everyone has a little secret he keeps I light the fires while the city sleeps (Like the 4th of July) The match makes a graceful arc to the floor And time stands still as I turn for the door Which explodes in a fireball and throws me to the street I hit the ground running with the flames at my feet Reaching for the night which recoils from the fire The raindrops hiss like a devilish choir Dying in the flames with a terrible sound Calling all the names of the sleepers all around But then in the arms of the night, they lay Their dreams sprout wings and fly away Out of the houses in a gathering flock Swarming overhead as I hurry down the block I make my escape with the greatest of ease And savor the darkness, drop to my knees And the lightless window, my hand on the latch I reach in my pocket, and pull out a match |
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[$hort] all I want is hoes, big booty hoes
[b.i.g] check it out, heres another one [$hort] all I want is hoes, big booty hoes Dont take em to the crib unless they bonin |
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i em so uglee. puhleeze rite sumtheeng nise about mii. i don lik two assk butt it will maek my mum happee to cee thet her sun is luv an apreshiated on. than q fore the nise thyngs yu will sey.
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((prncs))
((fire)) MJ )))superfreak((( |
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