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Geeky Girls
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Me too ... GLASSES are HAWT...lol.. She may have dial-up, but her mind's got a T3 !! And she's packing a TeraByte in the caboose.. Thats some funny chit right there bro 
and true 
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only if she takes her tooth out ! 
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Bad 80's music
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right said fred ! think that was the 90's but bad yes...I'm too sexy for my...
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just once, i would like a women to treat me like a tootsie pop ! you want her to bite you after 4 licks? |
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Topic:
Bad 80's music
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Since I was in high school, back in the dark ages of the 80’s, I had two rules to prove whether a band sucked or not. Every time I explained the system to someone, especially girls, they always told me “That’s not true, {blank} is a great band!” Well, {blank} always sucked, at least if you weren’t a 15 year old girl. The two rules are as follows: 1. If a band name is composed of two rhyming words, it’s going to suck. Examples: a. Duran Duran b. Scritti Politti c. Oingo Boingo d. Milli Vanilli e. Aku Aku f. Hoodoo Gurus (not even a good rhyme) g. Haysi Fantayzee h. Iam Siam i. Big Pig 2. If a band name has a number in it as one of the words, it’s going to suck. Examples: a. Fun Boy 3 b. Haircut 100 c. Level 42 d. Timbuk 3 e. Heaven 17 f. Gang of Four OK, I hear all you ladies yelling “Hey, that’s mostly true, but {blank} is great!” No, not really. Or the truly lame cling to “The real name of the band is The Mystic Knights of The Oingo Boingo, so your rule doesn’t apply.” Kids, go buy the record; what name is on it? Oh, and BTW, it sucks. Take that, Danny Elfman. Just the other day, while being tortured by the song “Wild, Wild West”, a new rule was born. Give it a shot: 3. If a band name ends in the word Club, it’s going to suck. Examples: a. Escape Club b. Culture Club c. Tom Tom Club d. Parachute Club You can’t fight science. |
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Oh we gonna rock down to Electric Avenue
And then we'll take it higher |
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My name is Dieter...welcome to Sprokets...now dance!
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{{{{fire}}}} 
how's my fav. pirate hooker ? call me a hooker again....i dare ya
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i had a booger that looked like Montana today
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Topic:
Am I outrageous?
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light your balls on fire if you want to be outrageous
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Whatever fills your twinkie
What ever rapes your goat? make sure and wear knee high rubber boots to do that |
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Is it just me????????
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Or is posting addictive to anybody else here?  
I still prefer crack |
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Quote, from another thread
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I just sit around and beat my meat....keeps me outta trouble
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Dang we done perv'd out the MODS for our emails i guess
I always send the mods nudies of myself |
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Be-have? What's that? 
Behave is what old ladies spray on their beehive to keep their hair in place
so corny
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Topic:
jeff dunam
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not seen that bit? going thru customs....bomb dogs freak out.... 
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Say everybody have you seen my balls? They're big and salty and brown If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up Just stick my balls in your mouth! Insomnia is a biotch Ha ha...theres my man FAK!!
wassup
try to go to bed and cant sleep...so we mingle with Slipknot cranked... |
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Topic:
jeff dunam
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I have an autographed Peanut doll 
Does it have lotion on it's ass?
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Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up Just stick my balls in your mouth! Insomnia is a biotch |
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Yo VIP lets kick it
All right stop collaborate and listen Ice is back with my brand new invention Something grabs a hold of me tightly Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly Will it ever stop yo I don't know Turn off the lights and I'll glow To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle Dance go rush to the speaker that booms I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom Deadly when I play a dope melody Anything less than the best is a felony Love it or leave it you better gain weight You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play If there was a problem yo I'll solve it Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it |
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