omfg its joke an adult joke and is ment to be all adults here!!! ****ing hell yah cnt say anything anymore get over yourselfs the lot of ye!!!!!!

all u want but ur at

yeah yah'd wanna u dont know me so dont call me a slut ok byeee

exacally thank you :D

here you yah trmp keep it up clling me a slut and i'll go over and dig the face off you yah thick

yahs are all dry ****es!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

headmaster says to the class now today we are going to do an identification game i shall hold an object behind my back describe it and any1 who has an idea identify it
now im holding something round and its fruity
botler raises his hand and says sir sir an orange
headmaster says no its an apple but dont worry it goes to show your thinking
now im holding a type of vegtable thats green in colour
botler raises his hand and says sir sir an head of cabbage he says no its a head of letticue but not to worry it shows ur thinking
botler then says sir can i do one of them
headmaster says ok give it a shot
botler stands up and says i have my hand in my pocket,and theres a hole in my pocket and im holding something between my thumb and my 4 fingers headmaster shouts botler thats enough no sir he replies let me finish he says its 3 inches long and its got a red top headmaster interrupts him again sayin botler botler enough
botler replies no sir its a match stick but dont worry it goes to show your thinking

eh ive seen worse on here

man and woman having sex condom somehow falls outside the window
the woman says go out and get that a child could pick it up
man goes down to find 2 children standing there 1 child with the condom in his hand
can i have that back please? the man asks
child asks what is it?
its my cake says the man
so child then hands it back
other child says to his friend aww i wanted to eat that cake
other child replies dont tell the man but i ate the iceing

A man calls his wife into the living room and shouts look at my clock
she walks in to see him standing nacked nacked with his penis in his hand
thats not a clock she says
man replies o it will be when you put you 2 hands and your face on it

hahaha listen to this
A man comes home to his wife and for their wedding anniversary says darling look what ive done for you
she looks and sees the words i love u tatooed onto his penis
she gets angry and says there you go again trying to put words into my mouth!!

omg thats bad lol

Christina Aguleria the slogan is so right
"sometimes its all you need to wear" :D

hi to everyone im Amelle and im new here too :D