My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife;
Marrying you screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you because I was pissed.
I thought that I could love no other
That is, until I met your brother.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
sugar is sweet, and so are you
But the roses are wilting,
the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty,
and so is your head.
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off your face.
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "Go to hell."
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

omg thats bad lol

send this to me. in care of duffy...i want to send it to my x husband. it is lovely.

ok,feel better now?

Hmmm, marital bliss, isn't it wonderful?

OMG LMAO THROUGH THE WHOLE THING