A guy and his friend are sitting at a bar watchin tv when a commercial
comes on showing job listings for lumberjacks, and the guy turns to his
friend and says how can those guys stay out in the woods so long without
getting laid, I dont know says his friend but I bet I could do it longer
than you! Your on? So they both left and got jobs as lumberjacks in the
middle of nowhere. A couple months go by and they are doing ok. Another
month passes and the friend comes up and says fuck this I need to get
the hell outa hear and get some pootinani. So he gave him the money for
the bet and left. But the other guy thought this is good pay and Im
doing fine Ill stay a bit longer. 3 long months pass and this guy is
shaking his balls are deep blue and his hands are no longer steady for
cutting. He says fuck it, Im outa here I cant take this any longer, I
need some pootinani. So he goes to his boss and says I gotta get outa
here I gotta get laid, how do you guys stay out here for so long? The
boss says I thought you'd never ask. follow me....he leads him to a
clearing in the middle of the woods with a barrel in it. Boss says go
stick your dick in that barrel....What says the other guy are you
serious? Yeah just do it trust me. The guy goes out and does it and a
few secs later hes gettin the best blowjob hes ever had. He comes back
and says alright thats great! Boss says you like it? Yea of course? Boss
says you gonna stay and work with us still? Hell yea if we can come back
here at least 3 times a week. Boss says good next week its your turn in
the barrel. (only good joke I know)

Mostly true mostly true actually almost dead on! I love to eat girls up
and get eatin up. Even if they dont want to give me head, whatever Ill
get you. But I can be original and kinky too. I like any wierd position
you oculd think of, and 90 others if we can fit it in our sex session.
Lol, and like ODB used to say *put it in my mouth i said my motha f-in
moooouuuth, or you could just eat me out, but put i in ur mouuuuth*

at least a year and half of that year living together so you know you
can live with the person...i've been there more than once and room mates
dont help

hell no when i get into a relationship its for a relationship and no
matter if your partner is having sex with a man or a female they are
cheating on you. Maybe someday ill have a 3 some but not with any
significant partner of mine...

My ex g/f her name was karma and she believed in it fully but I guess
not really because if she does then she is getting it back times ten for
what she did to me...anyways