nice one public animal

eel

haha easy one, I know, I suck

ok not off by much.

I would say 27

omnipotent

That an innocent joke/comment was made and you went straight for fear that you needed to clarify that your not gay. If your not gay then I would stop being so defensive. and if you are then just come out of the closet. Either way your making yourself look like you have something to hide.

continued: affraid of gays that you would deem it an insult. Best part is I'm not. All you did was take a joke the wrong way and you couldn't handle it. I feel sory for you man.

why are you even on here. people are here to joke around and have fun. if your so insecure that you can't handle that then you're definately in the wrong place. maybe doctor phill can explain why you are so affraid to

DEVILISH INTENTIONS

Dance fleeting dance upon the stars in the sky.
Don’t cry lost apparition, you’ll never die if you fly.

Spread your wings about your side.
Take a blind leap of faith and commence to glide.

Soaring above the streaming lights of the city.
The land of lost souls sparkles below, so pretty.

Voyeurs gather about and gaze at your dream.
Jealous of adventure, sweeter than ice cream.

You can look down on them like ants driving cars.
Warm your hands on the bright burning stars.

BE DISTINGUISED: blast off, stick a flag in the moon.

BE A HERO: swoop in with word of a monsoon.

HAVE PURPOSE: jet around with confidential information.

ACHIEVE NOTORIETY: soar with the blue angels in formation.

I promise this will be a spectacular phenomenon.
Infamous impact like Ganges Kahn.

Now step out on this ledge and take my hand.
You have powers that no one else could understand.

Take this blind leap of faith to activate your powers.
I have been coaching you for hours. NOW! Dive from the towers!

You are confined by the glares of the community.
You need to escape and I am opportunity.

Fly, soar with the eagles above.
Like a dove, feel the masses love.

Take my hand, follow me.
We can fly to the sea.

We will be so happy, you will see, come with me.
Come with me, you will see, you’ll be surged with energy.

Electricity charged battery emitting intensity.
Power to punish the villainous enemy.

Power! That’s what you want!
P O W E R ! ! That’s exactly what you want!

I can give you power!

I WILL give you power!

I hold the key to unlimited potential.
I am instrumental but compliance is essential.

Just jump from the ledge, I implore you!!!
You are restricted here, confined like a mighty lion at the zoo.

Fight for your freedom!
Seek a new kingdom!

Fly with me!
FLY WITH ME!

Jump!
JUMP!

I will not leave you alone.
Your mind is in a zone.

I am tossing you a bone.
There is no one to call, in fact there’s no phone.

You know I’m right.

YOU KNOW I WILL WIN!!

You must take flight.

Hesitation is a sin.

Wait. . . What’s that? Someone is coming!
Don’t worry, I WILL DEAL WITH YOU IN THE MORNING!!!!

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orange chicken

The children realize that ther is no mikey. SHE was a figment of his imagination the whole time. lol.

Thought the doors are locked they hear a rumbelling from the back door. It first sounds like scrapeing but they realize it is the scampering of a very large number or rodents. possibly mice or rats. . .

your still a douche

yes but it wasn't a plastic thing for pens. it was a midget whose job was to protect my pocket from theives. His superhero name was "pocket protector." too bad he wont protect my house or car though. he says its a union thing.

would you stand on one leg and if so would you be worried about foot prints on it?

neut or noot or however its spelled

cooter from dukes of hazard lol

addy

lol. . . I was refering to the pic. your head on your shoulders not the other one. lol. but good one.

actor= mimic

speak into the mic. bts

false tooth needed

ride = sex lol lol lol haha