tried to dry off his pet gerbil in the microwave

tip toe tip toe. . . you won't even know I'm here

Chaotic Fantasy

A symphony of logical beings in chaotic fantasy.
Truth behind the fallacy controlling animosity.

Looming persecution resolves a quantum paradox.
A glorious election between tube tops and tube socks.

Curiosity reveals that which is relevant.
A pacifist attacks a universal tyrant.

Doctors under the treatment of a single patient.
Time flies by a clock dried in cement.

Another type A personality suffering chronic procrastination.
The student body president is leading the nation.

The carefree hippie is dying from frustration.
A misguided priest has fallen in damnation.

A well thought out plan corrupted by complication.
Media brings about subliminal penetration.

Travel all around the world and there will be an indication.
Now you see why this nation occupies my fascination.

better not pout

drama is for sissys. I just like to have fun

Ryanasticisizerfilaterized

Hey you two. this is my first night on the forums but the game area is fun so far.

Yes
I don't know what I did but I sure do feel bad about it.

would you watch a movie called "the incredible hulk vs. the smurfs"?

Food

water

a car door, so when it gets hot I can roll the window down.

you too. wow you guys are fast. lol

real name is Ryan

dark

lucifer or firemarshal bill?

jessica alba or shakira?

lucifer

individually wrapped prunes

I wouldn't because I don't want to be corrupted by her darwinistic ways. lol.

would you or wouldn't you sign a petition to get rid of all road signs that say "bump!"
Because there is never a bump there but there are plenty of bumps around that catch you by supprise. lol.

zepplin's hot

vaccinate

dumbest thing I ever did

jr. high I was at an intermural baseball game watching some friends play. A wrestler from my team was watching too and he brought his dog. We went into the woods behind the field to take his dog for a walk. Thats when we saw a rope going from one tree to another over a shallow creek. Leaning up against the tree was a giant piece of sidewalk that had been pulled up from the ground and discarded in the woods. It was leaning up against the tree upside down so all the sharp edges from when the cement was first layed and sank into the soil before hardening were sticking up. And on top of that cement was a belt just laying there. Like it belonged there. We both instantly had the same exact stupid idea. He proceeded to grab the belt and I said and I quote "NO, I want to go first!" also happening to be the dumbest thing I have ever said. But hey I saw this sone in the movie tango and cash so what the heck. I climbed up the cement, up the tree, and slung the belt over the rope. the split seccond I grabed the other end of the belt and put even a little weight on it the leather belt turned out to be a plastic belt that just looked and felt kind of like leather. Snap!!! I fell straight backwards and slamed my back on the cement. My head slung down and hit the most jagged part of the concreete with extra centrifical force. I was knocked out. My buddy was unfortunately the 103 pounder on our wrestling team so carrying me out was not going to happen. He pannics and finally after a few minutes I wake up. He keeps saying I need to keep my hand on my head as we walk out of the woods. I would say ok and then forget and take it off again. He got me to my friends parents and they got me to mine and mine got me to the hospital. The doctor said he's never seen someone survive a blow to the head like that one. and all because I said "me first" lol.

still night here. lol so good evening