On the first day, God created the dog and said:

'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.'

The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?'

So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said:

'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.'

The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?'

And God agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow and said:

'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.'

The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?'

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created man and said:

'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years.'

But man said: 'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten
the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?'

'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.'

So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you

Locked ours down here after they were robbed. Only thing I can figure.

not taking any calls

I am 56 years old and have had younger lady friends pretty regularly since my divorce in the early nineties. By younger, I mean mid twenties to mid thirties. Some have been sexual and some just kissing and cuddling. I always let them know I would step aside if something, I don't want to say better here, else came along. They all were very honest with me as I was with them. I enjoyed their company as they did mine. They were not financially needy and did not want my money, just my companionship.
I say "go for it" if that is what you want. Older men such as myself are generally realistic with themselves and understand we cannot compete with the young studs. Just make sure she is honest with you about a commitment and remember she left someone else to be with you, who she feels is better than what she has now. Will this happen to you in the future?

Jokes are like women, you go through 50 lame ones till you find one you like.

My question is, why can't you women put it back up when you are done. We have to bend over to put it down and that uses energy we could save to satisfy other needs of you ladies later that day/

I just look and them and say "as long as you understand that about me, then I don't see the problem."

Speak to me, O mighty matchmaker.

Why do you have a problem with who views you? Might be Mr. Right.