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ssssslurp, woof, lum lum lum nom nom....lick.... kiss kiss.... yummmmm.... mmmmmmmmmm
<<looks up>>  oops... I thought this was another flirt thread..... oh hell......
its hard to distinguish which one is what from where..... |
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Topic:
SEVEN WEEKS FROM TODAY ..
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lick, slurp, drool... drool..... mmmmm, hey baby..... yum..... scootches closer..... kisses face all over..... lick, slurp, drool....
<<looks up>> oops.... I thought this was another flirt thread..... sowwy....... 
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Edited by
TelephoneMan
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Fri 12/12/08 09:01 PM
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finally I can get back to my happy, reclusive life, just me and my dog and no stupid FEMALE drama.... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
peace at last, peace at last... thank God almighty... I got peace at last..... *************************** slurp, lick, mmmm... yummmm.... drool, drool.... oh my god you are sexy.... oops....... I mistook this for another Mingle flirt thread.....
I hate flirts..... they make me puke |
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Topic:
"IN YOUR FACE"
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Topic:
Matchmaking Game - part 161
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no more matches for me, ever....
... I just realized how fun it is to flirt with myself... who needs women? ... now leave me the hell alone..... hahahahahahahahahahaha |
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Topic:
missing out....
Edited by
TelephoneMan
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Fri 12/12/08 08:44 PM
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because, by not seeing past the physical part of a person, you could be missing out on something good. i am not ashamed of anything and really not looking for anything. i read a thread by feralcatlady talking about men who like bigger women. so this is basically my perception on beauty of men or women and the sad truth that there are alot of good people out there who are overlooked because they are not what society thinks they should be to classify as beautiful. Ohhhhh... yum, slurp... licks candy off lips.... holt cow this flirting crap is great.... weeeeeeee.... wow, babay, me and you, let's hook up.... message me and we'll really talk nasty.... oh, woops, I mistook this for another one of feral's flirting threads..... damn.... ok... continue..... |
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Topic:
The Beardy-House - part 9
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now leave me the hell alone..... LOL
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Topic:
The Beardy-House - part 9
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I guess I'm supposed to post this in here:
weeeeee... oh my, lookit the hairy guy.... oh drool, drool, drool.... yum, c'mere you hunk.... weeeeeeeeeeeeeee flirt flirt flirt.... hahahahahahahah |
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Topic:
The Beardy-House - part 9
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Flirt, flirt.... weeee yahooooo..... wooopppeeeee....... Now stay the hell away from me...... hahahahahaha just cleansing my soul and returning to the recluse.... weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee |
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Topic:
"IN YOUR FACE"
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Flirt, flirt.... weeee yahooooo..... wooopppeeeee....... Now stay the hell away from me...... hahahahahaha ohhhhh..... woops... quoted into the wrong thread..... LOL weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee |
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Topic:
The Beardy-House - part 9
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Flirt, flirt.... weeee yahooooo..... wooopppeeeee.......
Now stay the hell away from me...... hahahahahaha |
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Topic:
Are you truly happy alone??
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The only way for me to be happy is to be alone.
I hate women, and I am not gay, so there you have it. |
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No more cabin, either.... it burned to the ground tonight
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Topic:
"IN YOUR FACE"
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Yo theres big daddy Does woody like vampire stories? 
...PUKE... OK, I'VE HAD ENOUGH..... |
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Topic:
"IN YOUR FACE"
Edited by
TelephoneMan
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Fri 12/12/08 04:09 PM
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BOOM !!!!!!! |
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Topic:
"IN YOUR FACE"
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<<<<<<<<<< <<smashes out window in room, throws out rappelling rope>>
See's no further need of himself being in here.... ... jumps out the woindow like a S.W.A.T. dude and never comes back....... (mubles to himself... "to hell with this"...) ......yikes........ <<pitches 7 hand grenades in back through the window into weird "IN YOUR FACE" room>> <<hides behind a large oak tree out front and watches room explode>> <<grabs AR-15 and night vision goggles and disappears into the woods>> |
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Topic:
"IN YOUR FACE"
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<<<<<<<<<< zoooooooom... running like hell..... LOL
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Topic:
"IN YOUR FACE"
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I'm out of here... bye bye
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Topic:
"IN YOUR FACE"
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Hey Telephone Man!! Can you please help me?? I have a problem with the "line" in my bedroom.....!   
I have a really long, thick cable that might fix your problem... Hey I bet thats just what I need!!  My address is 69 Mustache RIDE LANE!
Mustache Ride Lane, oh I know that area well... I have had a lot of service calls from that sort of wire center. We really do practice what we preach, we don't just give our clients a bunch of lip service. Our cables have some of the best built, firmest lasting ingredients in the industry. |
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Topic:
"IN YOUR FACE"
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Hey Telephone Man!! Can you please help me?? I have a problem with the "line" in my bedroom.....!
Dee-seriously- I'm laughing my a** off over here!
Laughing...?? WHY....?? I REALLY DO have a problem with the phone in my bedroom!! Don't you BELIEVE ME....?? 
In-house service calls are $1,500 for the first hour, then $500 an hour for as long as the problem persists. I have many satisfied customers for references... |
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