did somebody say turn??????

did somebody say turn??????

did somebody say turn??????

did somebody say turn??????

oont oont greet.... this stuff needs water.... ugh.... grunt

itt has two T's.....

lol....

ok

weeble weeble worp wee woo

just call me "Oont" the caveman

decides to join woody for a cup of friend coffee beans. fried coffee beans is a new invention in Jurrasic Mingleasaurus land

oont oont greet greet

Oont op org grunt greet oont, unk unk oont orp op orrrrrg.

Ahh ahh ooo ooo eee eee oont oont. Greet oont, grunt grunt.

<<draws on cave wall some more, it is coming right along....>>

<<invents first wall-mart store, sell cave paints to other cave people>>

Oont decides to grab his club and join in on the fun...



Exes? How far back do we go? How about the beginning....


When Oont slimed his way out of the primordial high school swamp, Cherie, his first club victim, broke up with him over the smoke signal fire... said in her smoke signal to Oont that she had met someone else... Oont attempted suicide, but came to Jesus instead... religion was invented.


Later in the high school primordial swamp, Oont discovered Lisa, who clubbed HIM and took him back to her cave. She found out Oont was a virgin, so she (quote) "had to have him"... after getting pregnant with Oont's triplets, decides to have an abortion because "she wants her freedom"... leaves Oont standing outside of a dinoburger restaturant. End of story with Lisa. She only cheated on Oont three times while they were going together. Oont being the understanding idiot that he was, figured it was time to move on, grabbed a dinoburger, and went home.


Post primordial swamp high school, Oont met Kim when he was selling hemp sticks down at the river edge. Kim got pregnant, too. One time when Oont traveled to the western side of the world on a bug hunt, through smoke signals he told Kim he was on his way home. Kim answered back that she had met somebody else and was planning to get married. Oont in turn pounded his club into the earth, and then drug his knuckles back to the cave.


Seven years passed by before Oont mated again.


Oont made the deathly mistake of getting his honey where he made his money. Since money had not yet been invented, he just piled it up on top of all of the other dead carcasses in his cave. He found out Yolanda was mating with several of the other cavemen at the money pit. Oont decides that mating is not much fun.


Ten years later Oont is in prime physical condition and captures a cavewoman and settles down with her 5 cave children. Oont had never had step cave children before and thought it was cool. He went on a long hunt and sent all of his beaver skins back home to Karen his wife. Oont made sure all of his step cave children had their degrees in cave painting. One day Oont receives a smoke signal from his second oldest step cave son informing Oont that Karen's ex-caveman was moving back to Oonts village and that Karen's oldest son, Justin, was moving out of Oont's cave for the first time, and getting a cave of his own with Gene, Karen's ex-caveman. Oont pounds his club into the earth. Karen volunteers to fall prey to Gene's club while Oont is out on the hunt. Oont comes home and pounds his club againts the cave door, but it doesn't help. Oont figures Karen is a cave sl-ut and pounds his club into the ground. Finally, Oont packs up his belongings on a horse cart and heads far to the north where the winters are brutal, and the cavewomen will leave him alone.


Now Oont lives in his cave in the north by himself. Other cave people often wander by, but Oont has grown savage and easily scares off all of the other cave people. His hair has grown longer, and he has been befriended by a cave dog named Koko. Oont is happy being a recluse. He paints dinosaurs on his cave walls, and kills fresh meat daily. He threw his club in the Grand River years ago, and has no intention of ever retrieving it.


Oont reasoned that the best way to not be affected by cheating exes is to not be involved with clubbings of cave women. Being single is easier to deal with than the confusion in the cave brain when another cave man clubs Oont's woman, and the woman goes to be with another cave man.


One day Oont will be a millionaire cave man. He invented a thing called a "university" where cave people from all over the continent come to study cave drawings with Oont. One day cave women will want Oont again, but he will not raise his club for them anymore. Oont has found peace and serenity as a single cave man. He has also determined cave women are a threat much like the saber-toothed tiger and falling in the fire he invented three years ago. He still has scars from both.


Oont travels his world alone now. Ocassionally stopping by the smoke signal fire to say hello to the other cavemen. In fact, he got a job for a while as a smoke signal engineer. At the smoke signal parties, Oont calls himself... "SmokesignalMan".

I can identify with the caveman thing....

... men have a primal instinct I don't think women will ever understand.... they can write books about it, put it on Oprah and Dr. Phil.... but they just ain't gonna get it until they are born a man...



Oont is horny, and goes out to seek a way to satisfy his primal urge..




Oont finds possible solution for primal urge and heads back to the cave...




Later, Oont stops off at the local dinoburger place to provide for primal urge





In the afternoon, Oont discovers the wheel...




...its fairly easy to see he doesn't have time to stop off for directions.....

... if you can't beat 'em... join 'em...

In another way to put it....

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"Love endures long and is patient and kind; love never is envious nor boils over with jealousy; it is not boastful or vainglorious, does not display itself haughtily. It is not conceited--arrogant and inflated with pride; it is not rude (unmannerly), and does not act unbecomingly. Love (God's love in us) does not insist on its own rights or its own way, for it is not self-seeking ; it is not touchy or fretful or resentful; it takes no account of the evil done to it--pays no attention to a suffered wrong. It does not rejoice at injustice and unrighteousness , but rejoices when right and truth prevail. Love bears up under anything and everything that comes, is ever ready to believe the best about every person, its hopes are fadeless under all circumstances and it endures everything without weakening). Love never fails--never fades out or becomes obsolete or comes to an end" (1 Corinthians 13:4-8).

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A friend gave me that tonight to give to you....

And this..... which I am trying to learn....

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1 Corinthians 13:4-8 (New International Version)

v4 Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.

v5 It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.

v6 Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth.

v7 It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.

v8 Love never fails. But where there are prophecies, they will cease; where there are tongues, they will be stilled; where there is knowledge, it will pass away.

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I have problems with the v7 stuff... protecting someone I love... and trusting someone I love... I mess up a lot.

I make a lot of mistakes... so I need to post this for somebody... most likely they will never talk to me again after tonight (which I probably deserve)... but maybe they will understand this.....

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Psalm 51

v1 Have mercy upon me, O God, according to thy lovingkindness: according unto the multitude of thy tender mercies blot out my transgressions.

v2 Wash me throughly from mine iniquity, and cleanse me from my sin.

v3 For I acknowledge my transgressions: and my sin is ever before me.

v4 Against thee, thee only, have I sinned, and done this evil in thy sight: that thou mightest be justified when thou speakest, and be clear when thou judgest.

v5 Behold, I was shapen in iniquity; and in sin did my mother conceive me.

v6 Behold, thou desirest truth in the inward parts: and in the hidden part thou shalt make me to know wisdom.

v7 Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.

v8 Make me to hear joy and gladness; that the bones which thou hast broken may rejoice.

v9 Hide thy face from my sins, and blot out all mine iniquities.

v10 Create in me a clean heart, O God; and renew a right spirit within me.

v11 Cast me not away from thy presence; and take not thy holy spirit from me.

v12 Restore unto me the joy of thy salvation; and uphold me with thy free spirit.

v13 Then will I teach transgressors thy ways; and sinners shall be converted unto thee.

v14 Deliver me from bloodguiltiness, O God, thou God of my salvation: and my tongue shall sing aloud of thy righteousness.

v15 O Lord, open thou my lips; and my mouth shall shew forth thy praise.

v16 For thou desirest not sacrifice; else would I give it: thou delightest not in burnt offering.

v17 The sacrifices of God are a broken spirit: a broken and a contrite heart, O God, thou wilt not despise.

v18 Do good in thy good pleasure unto Zion: build thou the walls of Jerusalem.

v19 Then shalt thou be pleased with the sacrifices of righteousness, with burnt offering and whole burnt offering: then shall they offer bullocks upon thine altar.

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Please don't delete me from your life... I am confused, and weak, and not sure what to do... except the above Pslam...

And I love you, and I don't care who hears this... I want to somehow shout it from the mountaintop....

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weeeee hoooooooooo me me me.... please say its meee.... can ya, huh? huh? huh?

I like being an ass...... it sure beats being a boyfriend..... LOL

weeeee hoooooo... send 'er over.... it would make a great dog bed for Koko.....

I find that I hate all women equally... (LOL) whether they are fat, skinny, full, empty, whatever... don't need any of them. I am happiest when I am single, and don't have some wench trying to call me or message me on Yahoo, or send me some stupid Christmas card. It gives me more time to do what I do best, excel at being the world's greatest college student.

Who the hell needs a relationship?

Most people get married, and then live miserably ever after.

I am happy to death with rosey palm and her five sisters.... hey... I sort of have a fat thumb... does that count? But then I have a very thin pinky finger... hey, I think I go "both ways".... weeeeeeeeeee

Don't need no woman, not now, not ever... never have... been single for 46 years and I'll be damned single for 46 more... just on this site for pure entertainment value.... most people think it is nuts to meet folks from the Internet, anyways. I tend to agree. Even some of my best old ex-friends tell me they would never meet anybody on the Internet.

Thus, the running man avatar... running like hell from ALL women... including present-day infatuations.

It cleanses the soul to be single, and to be one with nature. I'd rather be one with nature than some woman... and I'm NOT gay... just hate women.... never found one that was ever worth a sh!t......

Oh well... fairy tales need imagination for fuel.....

WTF ????????????


How about just making your own web site where everything is just special?

LOL......

Don't forget to flirt here, we flirt everywhere on here................