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WHY is a man like a snow storm: Because you don't know when he's cumming,How many inches you'll get,or how long it will stay. 
Thats not funny 
oh yes it was!!
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For Robert
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very nice. thanks for sharing it with us all
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North Vs. South
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so whose team will all the transplanted northeners we have living here in the south now play on?
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hmmm, if we're not supposed to be dating, that puts things in a whole new light. I feel much better!
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It's my birthday :)
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Happy Birthday!
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nothing wrong with being a "redneck" see for yourself : http://www.youtube.com/user/TommyC71291 That's me in the videos, pure redneck blood except for that accent and everyone down south apprently loves church and the "lord" its like wow go out do something...he died like 999,999,999,999,999,999 years a go get a job a girl do something lol be productive WTF? 
That's what I thought, Seems someone has issues to deal with. Proof not all were breast fed Proof of something alright, I'm just not sure what
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A Burglar & Jesus
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A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around looking for valuables; and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange disembodied voice said " Jesus is watching you". He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off and froze. Whe he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score and then clicked the flashlight back on in search of more valuables. Just as he was pulling the television to disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard "Jesus is watching you". Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room his flashlight beam came to rest of a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot. "Yep" confessed the parrot. The burglar relaxed "Warn me huh? Who are you to warn me?" "Moses" replied the parrot. "Moses" the burglar laughed "What kind of people name a bird Moses?" The parrot said "The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus" 
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nothing wrong with being a "redneck" see for yourself : http://www.youtube.com/user/TommyC71291 That's me in the videos, pure redneck blood except for that accent and everyone down south apprently loves church and the "lord" its like wow go out do something...he died like 999,999,999,999,999,999 years a go get a job a girl do something lol be productive WTF?
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the new girl
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Hi, welcome!
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about a half dozen times now I think
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What turns you off?
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Be it crooked toes, knobby knees, bald heads, chewed nails...name a couple of things that you can't get past... a couple of mine would be hairy backs, and beards. ewwwwww! No pulse
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What turns you off?
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well, all this talk about sex starved men is making me hungry. think I'll grab some chips!
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What turns you off?
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Heavy drinkers, rudeness, and low self esteem ditto on that one |
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What turns you off?
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I grosses me out when people don't get the leneth in their jeans long enough to cover their ankles... OMG THAT DRIVES ME NUTS.. GRRRRRRRRR highwaters!! hehe
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OH MY GOD!
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hmmmm...i don't need one but I'll take one....lol
I do need one, but will take two
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What turns you off?
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Hmmmmmm....How much did you say you would pay someone to chew their toenails?
think we were up to four bucks
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What turns you off?
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men that don't wash before sex men that don't wash after sex or men that don't show up for sex |
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What turns you off?
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biting toe nails yuk! people actually do that?? 
lol, maybe I'd probably pay a buck or two just to see that Hey I'll throw in a couple of bucks too.. 
Now we're talkin!! Nothin like some good toe nail biting to liven up a Friday night!
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